That moment when a fart turns into a full blown s***
Sir Gulden Draak
Yeah, just had one of those. Apparently, Mexican for lunch and then Indian for dinner forms some kind of El Nino shit storm in my stomach. Who would have thought? Anyways, my contacts who still invest a great deal of time into this game have informed me that top 5 news is coming back to the front page. Since I am a narcissistic asshat who enjoys the fact that when I get an article in the top 5 every US citizen who logs in at least glances at the title, even if they dont actually read the article I have made my presence known even if it is only in their subconscious. On that note, once top 5 news comes back I will be returning to the game. Like Madonna, I have a whole new set of eRep virgins I must touch for the first time. A whole new set of people ill-informed of the legend that is Gulden Draak. So gents hold onto your dicks, and ladies your tits shit is about to get real.
Stay thirsty my friends,
Gulden Draak
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I'll take one of those virgins
You can touch me again....
here we go again!
Mexican AND Indian? Must have burned the shit outta your bootyhole.
stay mellow my friend...
you should invest in some dave's ultimate insanity sauce
put it on everything and you will shit magma volcanoes
May I recommend virgins become the titular line of your next essay?
Looking forward to your insight regarding the newest iterative of the new world in subsequent articles; voted.
A great wind is blowing.
And darkness falls over the land once again.
ilu
Ahahahaha.
Max 2 articles before you crap out
Nice.
Yes. Awkward.
And tip-o-the-hat to Henry "pun" Arundel. Nicely played, although I hope you're wrong.
Welcome back.
i think he will make it at least 3 articles now.
Yeessshhh.
lol
I hope you washed your hands. \o/