Thank you for your time

Day 1,772, 16:23 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512


It's been a great month, and a load of fun. I would like to thank those people who voted for me last month and got me into Congress for the month of September (there were a whole two of you!)

Well, what exactly did I do with this most trusted position?

1) Bothered Astorwald every time he tried to make a new CSAAP law by pointing out a flaw.
2) Submitted propositions to the Constitutional Committee, some of which were included (woah!)
3) Helped make sure the rights of former Swiss citizens were not infringed upon.

Hmmm... well.
That's about it!

If you want to know how I did all these amazing and wondrous things, the truth is simple. You just have to be really annoying until you get what you want!



I have decided not to run for another term in Congress, cuz, well... Hey, look at that! It's the ice cream truck!







Don't worry, ice cream is just milk, and milk is healthy for you.