Strange Attacks and Silly Missions - WTF?

Day 1,544, 10:41 Published in USA USA by John Killah



This is how you all make me feel when you vote this article :3

Howdy eAmerica (I stole your greeting Jadiv :3)

How are ya’ll doing this fine day? Good I hope (Unless you’re Ajay, in which case, I hope you’re not stalking anyone and trying to find an actual job that exists). Now, I thought I’d get this article written today because I’ve had the writing bug, and I’ve finally found all the topics I needed 😃

Todays agenda! –

1) – The AMP PP Primary Closes! Winner Announced
2) – New Missions, From Plato with Love
3) - The eUS’s Attack Plans? Say wut?

Lets begin 😉



1) – The AMP Party President Primary is over!

If you happened to be on #amp when the primary closed at 7:15am erep time (Or for me, 3:15pm GMT :3), you will already have known the results. But for those of you who haven’t checked, allow me to fill you in –

The race was close through the 3 days it was running. Jack Mensley vs Potato134 … The Hard Worker vs The Joker. Potato kept the heat on for the first 2 days, staying only 1 or 2 votes behind Jack. It was only on the 3rd day Jack pulled away. Jack Mensley is to be the official Party President of AMP having won the primary with 31 votes to Potato’s 21.

This was one of the biggest Primary’s for PP we’ve had in a while … nearly 6 Forum Pages of votes! It was particularly marked by the huge amount of Private ingame votes. While this wasn’t specified in the constitution, it has been clarified that ingame votes will not be counted from henceforth elections. If people wish to vote privately, forum pm’s will have to be used. For fairness however, the ingame votes were not discounted in this election.





2) – New Missions, From Plato with Love?

So, if you haven’t noticed yet … well you must be blind. In anticipation of Valentines Day (Don’t get me started), Plato has released 6 new missions! Took him long enough, last ones where from Christmas? Anyways, I’ve been looking around, and again, there is at least 1 that I won’t be able to do. Why? Because will I hell invite a friend to this game 😑 (Nor will I use multies to get it, that’s just underhand)

Personally, I don’t like the missions. They feel almost worthless and a waste of time and resources. Plato needs to rethink missions and add some that actually feel good to finish, sort of like the El Dorado missions … minus inviting friends.

Now, instead of going into detail, I have a better idea. This man I am going to speak about knows more about the missions then me, and he is the top rated international article so far because of it. So, just click the image below to go to his article, where he explains what must be done and what the rewards are!




My thoughts on the missions!



3) - The eUS’s Attack Plans

Now this, this is surprising. The plan was for the ePhillipines to attack the US, drive in a couple of states, then purposely lose to eCroatia, so that our bro’s could gain some bonuses. All in all, a nice fair plan right? We give Croatia surplus bonuses we don’t need.

I can’t help but kind of disagree with this. The notion, while noble, is a logistical nightmare. You have the “patriots” who feel that US regions should stay that way, to hell with orders from the DoD. Those two clickers can put up quite a bit of damage. The other problem – ONE. ONE wouldn’t want this to succeed at all, as it strengthens Croatian damage. So they’d fight for the USA to prevent this from going through.

Sure enough, the plan hit a huge brick wall, mainly because of eRebuglik (Thank for the word Rick, all kudos for ya), so the plan is a bit up in the air atm.




A new segment in my paper, The Guests’ Corner will be a special place where people can talk briefly about anything erep related. It’s a place where I can help bring them out into the media splotlight

Todays Guest! – Jack Mensley

Ladies and Gentleman of AMP. I would like to thank you for voting me in the AMP Primary. It is truly an honor that I would be chosen as the Party President of AMP and given this opportunity to lead one of the top 5 parties in the eUS.

I would like to thank many of the former AMP Leaders and current Leadership for their support and the training I received as a Comms Director that helps so very much in the leadership role I will be taking.
I also give many thanks to the USNG, my home in the eUS Military, for supporting me with wisdom and advice. They are more then I can ask for and I spent all my eRepublik time with in the USNG. They made me the eRep character I am today.

Finally, I want to thank Potato, my competitor for putting up a great race and giving much effort and charisma to AMP as I have. That is why he will be in my cabinet this month.

I plan to follow my promises to all AMP members, even in the short time I have to carry out my plans with Congressional elections and Country President elections taking majority of the time. I will balance out my ideas and follow through.

From Jack, right of the desk after a great win


You can get more of below, click the link to go to their newspaper!



The Featured Article is an article which I found interesting, important, or entertaining. The author is not aware they have been chosen unless they read this article. Asking for a feature may or may not get it placed here.

Today’s Featured Article is from – Ghost Killah

Now, I’m not being biased with this one, I chose this because it desribes how he feels about changes to SF’s leadership, and he goes into the past about how he felt feeling, sort of under par.



And finally … the boobs 😃


Todays boobs come from the lovely Katie Downes (Nipples would get the article pulled, so enjoy the AMP image too :3

Keep it chillin eAmerica!
JK