Slaugh'ies Bedtime Story

Day 3,001, 22:12 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken


And as it got later and later in the night Slaughie's yawns got bigger and bigger till he told Lady Silver it was time for his bedtime story.

As Lady Silver tucked him in she kissed his forehead and a great calm fell over Slaughie.

And Lady Silver told him about the evil RTK and WHS and how Lady Silver knew that his rule over the lands was a great and awesome rule and how lady silver figured out that under the 2 hoolitwins the lands will be ruined.

And Lady Silver skipped over the parts of the evil dictatress Nogin and her big wooden spoon and how she caught him one time with his hand in the cookie jar and how much his buttocks pained afterwards and how homiliatez he was afterwards because she knew Slaughie heart would start beating faster and faster till the moment he was caught and he would cry unconsolable the rest of the night. So she skipped that part!

And Slaughie's smiled a huge smile as this was his favorite story and at the right points he gurgled small laughs.

And before he knew it his eyes had closed and he was peacefully sleeping. And in his dreams he and Donnie was ruling the lands again. And he asked Donnie bring us more supplies and Donnie took the truckie and went to the big store where all the weps and food was kept and donnie loaded the truck till its load stood near the sky and he drove and he dropped a massive pile on the cromegies and they both started giggling and they drove to the Irish Army and they dropped a medium pile and at this time Slaughie had to control his giggles as he knew what would happen next and Donnie drove the truckie to a mean looking building with barbed fences and big tanks and lots of awards they just started throwing on the roof it was the home of the clerics and Donnie dropped like 1 Q7 weps and 2 Q2 food for the clerics and they burst out in giggles :- hi hi hi hi hi

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