Sexiest Men of eUK

Day 2,572, 12:37 • Published in United Kingdom Netherlands • by Hugo Lilly
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Hey Ladies of the eWorld, please allow me the pleasure of introducing the Top Ten Juiciest Man Hunks that the eUK has to offer!


10. Huey George



PP of the eUK’s second largest party, Workers’ Rights Party, and former CP, this business owner and patriot is devilishly handsome (in a classical way). He's an old fashioned kind of guy, and will treat you like a queen!


9. Evil Doctor



Commander of the Royal Navy, the largest MU in eUK, Evil Doctor is a force to be reckoned with. He will move like a soldier, and not quit until he’s conquered your heart.


8. Rob the Bruce



Like a fine wine, Rob the Bruce is aged to perfection. He’s sometimes cranky and cynical, but he’s got a sparkle in his eyes that say he’s a true romantic.


7. Ser Fartsalot



The busy Minister of Defense for the eUK somehow manages to find time to hit the gym and sculpt that sweet bod, when not setting CO’s and commanding our troops. Let’s just say he wouldn’t get kicked out of bed for farting under the sheets…

6. Paul Tyndale



Paul Tyndale is is a true Renaissance man, equally gifted at diplomacy and seduction. If alliance talks fail, he’s got other talents to seal the deal. Couldn’t you just get lost in those piercing blue eyes?


5. iAdrastos



Who doesn’t love a scoundrel? iAdrastos is the PP of eUK's third largest party, UK Reform Partay, and is also a lawyer, a doctor, an astronaut, or whatever you want him to be in order to get down and dirty!


4. VoodooMike71



This smouldering hot beefcake is also the leader of the eUK’s largest political party, The Unity Party. He’s large and in charge, and he’s got the voodoo magic that will make it sizzle in the bedroom!


3. CptChazbeard



There’s nothing sexier than power, and the soon-to-be top politician of the eUK is also a total bad-boy heartthrob. Naughty, naughty, mm-mm-hm!


2. Aleksandar.V Popovic


* photo credit: Ministry of Glorious Praise, doubleplusgood at making pictures!

He may have disappeared from eRep, but he hasn’t disappeared from our imaginations, right ladies? The flawless physical physique of the former Glorious Leader of the DPRGB inspires us all to better ourselves - in just a second, first I need to be alone in my bedroom, for no reason at all.


1. Hugo Lilly



Whaaaat? This is MY list. You really think I wouldn’t crown myself as #1?



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