Saving Kiwi Mascots
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by Aisllin
While the main kiwi force was busy liberating Wellington. Four of us headed deep into occupied territory looking for our mascots Charlie & Tiffany:
Myself and 3 others:
Mcginty, Crusadercarl and Kawala032
Knowing the territory well we had no trouble avoiding enemy troops as we headed into the general area that the 2 of them had last been seen.
Not far from it we found a camp with this flag:
This diagram:
White feathers and a carcass of a cooked kiwi bird that had been mostly eaten.
Not far from there we found charlie. He had been shot and was holed up close to a tree waiting for us.
Despite the words of this georgian:
No Georgian on the whole face of the earth would hurt those adorable Kiwis 🙂
Not only had we lost 1 mascot but the other was badly hurt. The 3 others headed back for friendly territory with Charlie, while I looked around to see if I can find the identity of the culprits.
Unfortunately for me I was so blinded with anger I walked right into the midst of some of the enemy and found myself locked up in a guarded place for the rest of the battle.
My 3 companions came back looking for me and rescued me after the battle had ended with our victory.
So my fellow kiwis are we going to let these Georgians get away with this outrage?
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U liar, that is my on the pic, not McGinty
We, in NZ army do not accept civilians under the age of 18. contact us when you reach it.
For king and fatherland!
you mean Queen and motherland?
nice Baby o7
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"No Georgian on the whole face of the earth would hurt those adorable Kiwis"
Sure they have some problem with the language... you know, saving kiwi mascots or shaving kiwi mascots
You liar, those kiwis were returned safe and sound, we did POW exchange as honorable warriors 🙂
😁))
Okay, that was a lie and a shameful enemy NZ propaganda; a carcass was from an home grown organic Georgian chicken, which was donated by our farmers for this AS. 😁 Kiwis were a bit shocked when they saw us eating avian meat, but none of them were hurt and no feathers were ruffled. 😁 In the end they were returned safe and sound to the NZ army care 🙂
You mean those 2 imposters you tried to pass off as our mascots. Charlie and Tiffany not only had rings on their right leg but also a identity chip.
On closer inspection I do agree the bird we found was a small chicken. We are still looking for Tiffany..
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