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Santa Harlot Is Coming To Town

Day 759, 20:18 • Published in Iran USA

• by Eugene Harlot

You Better Watch Out

You Better Not Cry

You Better Not Pout

I'm Telling You Why

I'm sorry Iran but you are on my Naughty List. It's sticks and coal for you this year.

I'm bringing all my little elves with me and we have some very nice presents for you.

Make sure to leave some cookies and milk out for me.

HO HO HO

Comments

Aeros Day 759, 20:19

CHRISTMAS IN HEILONGJIANG!

Longshot47 Day 759, 20:19

FIRST!

Alexander Montegue Day 759, 20:19

He's making a list, checking it twice

Joshua Patterson Day 759, 20:19

Harlot, can I have a Q5?

logan Dunleavy Day 759, 20:20

CHRISTMAS IN HEILONGJIANG!

Longshot47 Day 759, 20:20

Damnit not first - I am going to open my first one underneath the Iron mines of Heilongjiang!

HO HO HO indeed! Santa Harlot is coming!

Marcus Aemilius Lepidus Day 759, 20:20

Santa Harlot?

*sigh*

I'm moving to Switzerland until Easter.

Just to be safe.

Eugene Harlot Day 759, 20:20

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Jeffrey Savinhill Day 759, 20:20

😁 And it's a pretty short list, my Iranian friends!

Slippyfist Clark Day 759, 20:20

Astra Kat G Day 759, 20:22

Onward to Lion King! Lol. Voted.

Jeffrey Savinhill Day 759, 20:22

And this is why I so enjoy buying Harlot-made Weapons!

Hoyle Day 759, 20:22

uh-oh

Moishe Day 759, 20:23

Rock on, Eugene! Oooh-rah!

Astra Kat G Day 759, 20:24

Harlot is srs bsns about the milk and cookies, btw, Iran.

I don't think you want to know what happens if he doesn't get them!

Vincent Garibaldi Day 759, 20:25

Good lord that's creepy!

melkorroklem Day 759, 20:25

Its Lion King time!!! RAWRRRRRR!!!

Conor Larkin Day 759, 20:26

HOHOHO,

eUS military will be celebrating Christmas in Heliojiang and Liaoning

Rheinlander von Phalz Day 759, 20:26

Nice... or naughty

Astra Kat G Day 759, 20:26

Somebody pass the eggnog!

Sleeve Day 759, 20:27

Free Beer! For all the good little girls and boys!

Myles Robinson Day 759, 20:27

He shoots you when he's sleeping, he shoots when he's awake,
Harlot's aim is pretty good, so surrender for your sake!

Jon Malcom Day 759, 20:27

Where is Mrs. Clause?

Wpack10 Day 759, 20:28

Santa Harlot! Wpack the Red Nosed Wolf is suited up and ready to serve o7

Denali134 Day 759, 20:29

Joy to the world

Georgiano Vimgani Day 759, 20:29

the elves are coming! the elves are coming!

Mr. Hyphenated Day 759, 20:29

Iran shall feel the fury of HARLOT-CLAUS

Longshot47 Day 759, 20:31

/passes Astra Kat the eggnog

Drink all you want - I am bringing an army size reserve to e-China.

Courtesy of CAF and its 22e Régiment Royal.

Mr. Hyphenated Day 759, 20:35

Dashing through Irannnnn
In a one horse open tannnnnnnk
O'er the fields we goooooo
Laughing all the way (Ha ha ha!)
Bombs on Huns ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A fighting song tonight!

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a onnnnne horse open tannnnk!