Salvation of ILP (3 out of 40)

Day 2,431, 10:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Viktor Kurgan




My beloved damned heretics from ILP....

In 2 days ago we will have elections for presidency of ILP.

This is my third out of 40 times i will run for PP of this party in attempt to save your wretched souls from eternity in claws of SATAN!




Do not support this....mortal called Liam...

Not only he is a mortal...he is also a HUMAAN!

A humaan who even see time as a linear thing! LINEAR, FOR PURGATORY SAKE!


So i call you to reject the Devil and accept Jesus in your black hearts on elections for PP of ILP in two days ago!




That's right Liam!

You did not expect me to use dimension of time in reverse to screw you on pp elections!
You never saw this comming...ha ha...i laugh at you thinking you have a chance to win this time....ha....haha....hahahrhahrhahghdgeghaaaajllhjldpaahaaaa....

No one expect The Kurgan from the future!




ILP members!

Help us helping you!

ILP needs more Jesus!




VOTE FOR THE KURGAN!


Your beloved State Prior




Viktor Kurgan....Cleric of The Word

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UPDATE AFTER TIME REVERSE PP ELECTIONS :

Kurgan accepting election results with dignity:



Kurgan congratulating Liam on his winning showing full respect:



And going home with pride:




Until next time ILP......




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