Running out of Money?
Monsieur Guillontine
Are you feeling like your boss doesn't pay you enough?
Are you feeling like your boss never listens to you when you ask for a raise?
Are you wasting gold to produce extra, yet, you get no reward in return?
Well, don't feel that way anymore.
You can work right here, at a beautiful new company. This company is Le Imperial Granary.
So, why wait when you could be sleeping in a bed made of gold? When you could be stuffing yourself with savory French pastries? When you could be arming yourself with the latest equipment? There is no excuse monsieur.
Those of you who actually want to improve your lives, send me a private message of your request to join such a royal company. Please include your skill level and average productivity.
That is all, monsieurs.
Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
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We are sorry to inform you that the General Manager of Le Imperial Granary has decided to fire you! But don't worry, you can get a new job or you can even buy a company.
Voilà qd on bosse depuis 1 jour chez Imperial Granary 😕
Well Blackshark, I felt like I was paying you way too much for your productivity. That is why. But if you still want a job, that can be arranged.
You can reduce the wages, you know, you don't have to fire people right away (;
I should have thought of that. But don't worry. As long as you work hard, I will pay you with an amount you deserve. 🙂
I have a new job now 😉