Return of the King

Day 2,199, 00:37 • Published in South Africa USA • by GoneAndGone


It’s been a long time South Africa, but your King has returned.

I know you want to celebrate, to chear, to run out into the streets telling all who will listen that “the king is back! The king is back!” And to those of you who know me, you know I’d love to rejoice in such a glorious event. But we don’t got time for that.

Look around at ourcountry; for far too long, eSA has been without direction. Are we allies with Argentina? Or are they our oprressors? Are we fighting for our regions, or against? What are we to do about the PTOers? Where’s our military? Where’s our government? Where’s eSA?

Honestly, I don’t know a single person is this country who knows the answers to all those questions. Our government, when they decide to stop slacking and make an apperance, certainly don’t. Due to the lack of media coverage, there is no way our citizenry know the answers to those questions, and they’re the ones who deserve to know the answers. We the citizens suffer when our government is incomentent, when our government can’t even answer the most basic of inquiries.

I say it is time we change that. Despite its size, eSA used to be one of the most powerful and influential small countries in the game. We had players who were known throughout the eWorld for their skills in all fields the game; we were the entirety of the eUS Military Officers for the longest time; we set trends in both diplomacy and economy. The game has changed since then, and to be honest, no one can make eSA the powerhouse it once was, those days are forever gone. But, with the recent changes in the game, and the upcoming global shift, we can position ourselves so that we, the people of eSA, set the course of our own destiny. We can control ourselves, not be behoven to the whims of a larger nation; we can seed ourselves into a winning alliance, not simply be stricken aside; we can do all this and more. We just need someone to lead us there.

As your King, it is my duty to you all to lead us into the next Golden Age of eSA.

With that, I officially place my bid for the Presidency of eSouth Africa.



For those of you who do not know me, allow me to introduce myself. I played here in eSA from 2009 until 2011. During this time I was one of the most influential players, holding nearly every position in cabinet, and eventually working my way up to the Country President position. Since leaving eSA, I’ve played the past two years in the eUS serving as a Director of Ambassadorial Affairs four times, deputy MoFA four times, MoFA six times, and finally President of the eUS once.
In my years of playing, I’ve successfully made contacts around the globe, in both large countries and small. I’ve achieved much, and am wanting to bring all my successes, and the lessons learned from my failures, here to eSA, for the benefit of this country.

I ask that in your party primaries, and come election day, you consider casting your vote for me. However, despite my pretty words, my well phrased sentences, I haven’t said shit worth voting for yet. I’ve simply entertained you, enlightened you, etc. Thursday I shall release a detailed summary of my plans and goals for the term, so until then, simply wait anxiously.

Or in the mean time, I encourage you to fill out my cabinet application. I would enjoy seeing new blood in the cabinet, and simply require that you will be super active this term

Thank you for reading, and hail eSA!

-Tenshibo