Reintroducing Myself

Day 1,819, 18:00 • Published in USA USA • by Eric Hinkle

It's been almost a year since I last wrote an article. I've still been around, watching quietly as the eUSA slowly reshapes itself. I was thrilled to see Pizza The Hut banned permanently (see previous article from day 1502)and then his new citizen General Eric Cartman Lee banned as well. While I haven't been following the events of the eUSA as closely as I should have been, I've still been watching. However, I'm ready to get back into the thick of things.

Just one problem: many of you no longer know me. Either you've forgotten about me or you're new and have never seen me around. So this is just me saying hi and that I'm hoping to get back into things. My beliefs stated in my few previous articles still stand true today. I hope to fight for the welfare of the American people. With this in mind, I will be looking to make a Congressional run sometime in the near future.

But until I can fully get back into things, I will keep you occupied with a joke.

Q: Why are jalapeños so annoying?


A: 'Cuz they're jalapeño business.