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My dear ladys and gentlemans i decide to write an article with my bad englsh,i hope that i wont be bad soo much and i will get your endorce
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Soo lets crack it!
I went to buy some camouflage pants,the other day but i couldnt find any.
My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I aske
😛“But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replie
😛“No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”
Dont forget to endorce
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