Presidential Update | Day 2682

Day 2,682, 02:50 • Published in India India • by Rashtrapati Bhavan



My dear Indians and friends,

First than all, I want to apologized for taking so long time without publishing any article with updates from the government, this past weeks have been quite particular. However we, the entire cabinet and including the dictator, have been working always in benefit of our great nation. I think that many of our work is pretty transparent, even so, you are more than welcome to contact me whenever you wish. Said this, let’s start with the article itself.



As you all very probably already noticed, some days ago, our friends from Bulgaria landed on Indian soil. I’m quite sure that I talk for everyone when I say that we are more than glad having them around here and hope that they can stay for long. The landing on itself was a success, pretty quiet, and it was possible since we had enough regions by ourselves, thank to Croatia that as promised released the agreed regions at time, we are grateful to the too, for keeping their word all this months.

Following the good relation of friendship between Bulgaria and India, and given the current situation, both our countries have signed a mutual agreement regarding to military cooperation and protection against foreign dictatorial takeover, it includes a guarantee of India’s independence from Bulgaria, too.

The entire agreement can be found here:

Mutual Protection Pact against foreign Dictator Take Over and Military Cooperation

The main goal of this kind of agreement is to protect our countries and reduce the risk from external threats, creating a mechanism of defence against our enemies, was it another nation or an elite group of foreign players.


In other dealings, our war with Pakistan continues. After a short break in the battles, some days ago we successfully liberated the region of Jammu and Kashmir, it was done having in mind the elections to the Congress. It had only been six minutes since we liberated the region, when Pakistan was already proposing us as Natural Enemy, of course that our reaction did not take long. After the voting and more 24 hours, they finally attacked us, by auto-attack. At the time that I’m writing it the battle is still going, and we are winning. I’m sure that the victory can be ours, we won’t give up our land so easily.




JAI HIND!

Best Regards,


President of eIndia