Presidential Platform - Part B - Cabinet Introduction [ENG/HEB]
Admiral General Mickey
After you saw my plans for this month, this is the time to introduce you my cabinet
לכבוד אזרחי ישראל
לאחר שהצגתי בפניכם את התכניות לחודש זה, זה הזמן להציג את הקבינט שלי לחודש אוגוסט
Country President: xMikiGOx
Vice President: RoaiTG
Prime Minister: John TG
Counselor: Perfect.Knight
Ministry Of Defence
Minister: T.GodFather
Deputy: Shoham Israel
eIDF Commander: Xenophanes
Ministry Of Finance
Minister: Danis1982
Ministry Of Foreign Affairs
Minister: RoaiTG
Deputy: John TG
Deputy: Rickolas
Ministry Of Interior
Minister: romshaked
Deputy: Light Bulb
Ministry Of Communication
Minister: BiraMaccabi
Deputy: Doreen Christopple
Deputy: orerez
Congress
Head Of Congress: I love Money
Deputy: TryNoToDie
This is going to be our cabinet for the next month
Also, every ministry will get help from citizens who volunteered to help
The Ministries will publish a report once in a week about their job in the past week
We are going to work in cooperation and do our best for eIsrael
Stay Tuned for more updates in the next days from our ministries
זה הולך להיות הקבינט שלנו לחודש הבא במידה ואבחר
בנוסף, כל משרד יקבל עזרה מאזרחים אשר התנדבו לעזור,
המשרדים יפרסמו דוח שבועי ובו יסכמו את עבודתם בשבוע החולף
אנו עומדים לעבוד בשיתוף פעולה ולעשות כמה שנוכל למען מדינתנו
המשיכו לעקוב אחר עדכונים נוספים מהמשרדים בימים הקרובים
Best Regards, Miki
ברכות ואיחולים, מיקי
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xMikiGOx For CP
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אני כל כך שמח להיות בקבינט 🙂
i'm so glad to ba in the cabinet
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http://prntscr.com/1jb765 :'(
Whats wrong with that?
Roai is the perfect person to the MoFA
dont worry, roaistyle arab.
lol
oh cry me river, you and hassan of lebanon.
Don't see it, I already cry Roai
well that's very nasrallah of you.
roaistyle says he persian, but he hides his arab identity.
lol i thought that Roai from Iran 😑
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Nasrallah here, Nasrallah there. You say his name so often that I could even think that he's your idol...
no, not mine.
I thought... Who's your idol? Khalid Mashal? Or another Lebanese? Or one of your ancestors from the Sahara?
idk how is it in lebanon, but here terrorists are not idol 🙂 i'm my own idol, as i should be.
The answer I expected to read lol. Also in Lebanon, terrorists are no idols, but fighters for the freedom and against suppressors can be idols
yea the shia fighting the freedom of the palestinians after what they did in lebanon, even you don't belive it 😉
You don't know the history mate. The Hezbollah was founded because of the Israeli occupation of the Southern Lebanon. Operation Litani, you know? At first, the Shiites there accepted the Israelis as occupiers because they seemed more peaceful than PLO, but then, well, Israel cooked it up like times before and afterwards.
The Hezbollah was founded against the ignorant Israeli suppressors south of the Litani river.
Now, the Hezb found hospitals and charity organizations and help the people, where no one's interested in some lives. This is the other face of the Hezb Israelis don't notice usually.
I'm no supporter of Nasrallah, how can I, I'm not even a Muslim. But what the Hezbollah did and still does for the weak, this amaze me
P.S the hamas and the patah destroying every peace for chance for years, so they are not soldiers of freedom, just terrorists that love to stay terrorists, don't forget that, since the beginning Israel did'nt start any war.
And see it so: No Israel means there's Palestine means there are no Palestinians anymore in the Lebanon means there are more Shiites and Christians in % means the Lebanon will be more stable
hezbollah was founded as Iran arm in the region, he helped at the rebuilding of lebanon with iranian money, its size does'nt matter, and he brough more wars then he built, don't forget, its just a toy of Iran for the simple reason, Iran itself can't make terror.
and by what i know, the patah left to tunisia cus Israel fought them in lebanon.
"Since the beginning, Israel didn't start any war" - Just partly right because the breaks between the single parts of the 70-year-old war and even the truces are ignored by you Roai.
Israel could act like a defender, but that Israel conquered the Sinai + the Golan + Gaza + West Bank + South Lebanon shows that your country can act as an aggressor too. And like I wrote above, the Israeli entry into the Lebanese civil war could be construed as an official declaration of war, against the PLO and against the Lebanese terrorists, means every Muslim in your opinion
"Iran itself can't make terror." - Explain that because even the weaker Iraq could make terror (Scud-rockets etc)
Israel took sinai after Egypt threated to eliminate it http://cafe.themarker.com/thumbnails/t/264/910/9/file_0_b.jpg remember it? Israel took Judea and samaria in legal defence war against Jordan (before it was ilelgal jordan occupation in judea and samaria, now judea and samaria is legally Israeli), same as west bank in Egypt, Israel left Gaza for the palestinians, the egyptians did'nt want it, Israel took the golan after syria used it to launch missiles and shoot with snipers on israeli cilivens, and Israel fought the palestinians in lebanon for the smae reason, the israeli name for the name is 'peace for the galil' a region in north israel that suffered from missiles in lebanon.
It would be harder for Iran to send soldiers to lebanon to launch missiles, but if they create terror group from citizens of lebanon and suppurting it, it's other story, huzbellah is just a toy.
other reason, it would be legitmic if Israel would fight iran hard and hit them when it hurts if they launch scuds at us, not if they finance their 'brothers', so basically all we can do in lebanon is bombing targets and sending soldiers to catch them and make sure they won't launch rockets.
Look what I found in Haaretz: http://haimbresheeth.com/gaza/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Israel_exports_oppression_by_Latuff21.jpg
True story isn't it?
If someone took something from someone else "in defense", it is no defense anymore Roai!! And tell me, what makes things legally and illegally for you. Wait, the answers of you teen guys are: "Netajahu says everything is good and legal, and because the government can't tell lies, it has to be right!" What is the reason that you see the West Bank as "legally" Israeli occupied?
And what the Arabs did on the Golan, this is what you did there now.
Btw, to your caricature: If the Israelis were so weak and alone, how could they win a war against so many "stronger" countries? It's not like David against Goliath, it's more like Israel is Goliath and all Arab nations are together a weaker version of David.
Tell me, how could you attack Iran? You can't because you would either make many enemies like Turkey or your plains would fall down in Iran because they don't have enough fuel anymore lol.
It is right that the Hezb was founded by Khomeini and friends, but the Hezb acts more independent now. Their jurisprudence is not controlled by Iran, just influenced but mainly because Iranians and Lebanese Shiites are imamites.
1. Israel does'nt bomb cilivens, and when it bombs places near cilivens it warns three times and diverges a shelters.
2. there is diffrence, the golan was a strategic dangur, after they attacked Israel in order to eliminate it, it was legal to keep the golan in order to avoid terror, trying to genocide and destroying countries ai'nt nice too.
3. what did we do on the golan? it's more prosperous and most of its citizens volenteer to serve in the IDF and don't want to return to syria, even before the beginning of the civil war.
4. Judea and Samaria is controversial region cus there was'snt any legal entity before (the palestinians refuse to share the land of Israel so the previous resoltion was to only to be valud - Jordan to the arabs and Israel to the jews of the regions, before of that resolution both countries Israel and Jordan were suppuse to be under jewish control), most of the palestinians are migrators to Israel so they are not even ethnic people, you can see it by UN special definition only for the palestinian refugees, not ethnic people 'everyone who lived in land of nowdays Israel between 1946 to 1948'.
5. we survived the war of 1948 cus it was gureilla war between jews to arab armies, they could'nt survive there for ever, and in 1967 they just left their planes unprotected, Israel had'nt major advantage, just was lucky they were stupid/arrogant enough to leave there fighter planes in line to the light of the sun, without an air force they lost.
about american suppurt yes we got american suppurt, but that began when egypt and syria got even more suppurt from the USRR at 1967 and 1973 wars, there were actual battle between Israel in the USRR in sinai and in 1967 they were about to attack Israel, the ceasefire really saved us, i watched on the internet soviet commanders interviewd about it.
the army of the iranian regime is strong that's true, but you forgot one thing, it's a regi,e, i'm sure we can help some rebels.
btw hasan we'r always screwing miki articles, can we talk somewhere else?
Let's not destroy Miki's article again, although I could enjoy it. Just to your last aspect: It is true that the Iran is a regime, but don't forget the Israeli regime in Hebron against the Palestinian population. And the Israeli regime in the West Bank.
I know the Western world very well, and I could imagine that Israel and other Western countries, especially the United States, are too stupid to support a real, democratic oppositional group. You can't support the Tudeh, because they are left-wing and you are influenced by the States. You can just support the Mojaheddin-e Khalq, and they support the totalitarianism in Iran.
Iran could have been a democracy. The only strong democracy in the region. A liberal and secular democracy. But do you know Roai, who stop this? It was you. You and the Americans. Their was a coup against the democratic premier Mossadegh, a coup controlled by the CIA, MI-6 and Mossad.
Why do Khamenei and Khomeini hate Israel? Because during the Shah's suppression, they sit in the prison and were tortured by the Iranian intelligence. The Iranian intelligence, supported and educated mainly by the Mossad.
See, the Western World including Israel, which wants democracy and liberalism all over the world, overthrow a demoratic, liberal and secular politician, who was not even corrupt. The Western world wants freedom, but support conflicts. The Western World wants security, but engulf countries in misery.
That's one of the main reasons, why there's no democracy in Iran today. Because the Iranian idols (USA) supported not the freedom, but the suppression.
what happens in judea and samaria is not a regime, Judea and samaria was ruled by two other jewish states in the ancient world (for denying it you should deny the existence of the ahmenic the hellenic and the roman empires, so as ancient egypt and etc cus they all talked about the jews in judea, and we all have same blood), Jordan conquered ilegally judea and samariam and before of that there was no legal etentity that ruled the region, what do you mean hebron? if you mean housing, in the PA who seels his house to a jew is executed.
how long you think regime can hold with war against Israel and against its rebels? when the enemy can bomb your soldiers, your oil and your buildings? not far, about the previous Iran, i don't know what happened there so i can't agrue, it seems that from that point we hav'nt what else to agrue about, send me link to the next article you wanna destroy.
It was also ruled by Assyria and Egypt. Should "Judaea and Samaria" be splitted between today's Egypt and a new state called Assyria then?
Don't want to destroy an article, but a whole newspaper: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/power-of-legacy-278030/1
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yup, they ruled it, after they attacked Israel we took this controversial lands, and let's admit it, jews have actual thing to do with these lands.
Cool adjective: "How do you feel?" - "I feel nasrallah today."
voted, good luck!
good luck Miki
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Voted & Good luck out there! 🙂
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GoodLuck for our next CP ! Ministry Of Defence
Minister: T.GodFather Voted 😛
good luck miki 🙂
Are you drunk ? you already said it 4 comments ago 😛
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good luck
lazy jew!