President of Ireland orders UK out of N. Ireland

Day 1,035, 14:07 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Anthony Colby

Today President Nogin the Nog of Ireland ordered the eUK to end the occupation of what Ireland considers sovereign territory. For far to long the eUK has kept our fellow Irishmen and women under their oppressive yoke. Talks have been held and have gone nowhere. The eUK simply dismisses the view point of the Irish people.

"The north of Ireland is a region of the United Kingdom, and will remain so."

The resulting ultimatum by President Nogin has resulted in multiple "articles" by authors in the eUK appearing in the Irish press. Not one has had any constructive argument or any positive solution to the situation. All are attempts at insult and continue the same superior attitude that caused the situation to reach this point.

I call on all Irishmen and women to help free our brothers and sisters in Northern Ireland from the eUK. When the time comes you can bet that the IDF will do all it can to free the North with the help of our many allies around the world. A united Ireland is the goal of President Nogin the Nog and all Irishmen and women everywhere.

Do your part.

Fight the eUK.

Free Northern Ireland.


Anthony Colby
eIrishman