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Dateline: April 5, 2015 (Day 2692)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: A little live Grand Funk for the really old old fu-ks.

Editor’s Note: RL is really rockin' for me, and, as we all know, RL > Game.



Same Crap, Different Month

That's pretty much it.
Congratulations, President Trekker.
Ronald Ajay Gipper loses another one.
SAR97... Seriously? Oh, fu-king please..
The Korean Party and the Old Fu-ks offer placeholders, saving the electorate from puking even more.



So, yeah... Congratulations, America, on your continued stifling mediocrity.
Well friggin' done.





In Other News...

Last month I wrote about the OhFU SCAM Program. It's what we do.

Month before, I found a returning old fu-k who wanted to stay in the game but lacked the wherewithal to do so. No wherewithal, no motivation. No motivation, we lose whatever potential contribution this returning old fu-k may have brought to our community.
This guy was not an Old Fu-k. I found him in the Socialists' Party. He's a goddam Commie, but not a throwaway citizen. Not worth nothing, but worth something.



So now, at a cost of close to 100 Gold over the course of two months-- all contributed by players who give a crap and see the potential in some unknown guy, who see value in every single player-- we fixed this dude up.
Top two Training Centers-- the Free one and the o.19 one-- both Upgraded to Q3.
Food production-- Companies and Raws-- to a level of self sufficiency.
Weapons production-- a Company and a Raw, Q3-- to pay for daily Training and make some side cash.

Okay, maybe this doesn't sound like much.. it's more than what I have, myself. It's certainly more than a returning player re-starts with, or can ever expect to have without some help.
The OhFU SCAM is that help.

Not your Party.
Not your President.
Not your Congress.
Old Fu-ks.
Old Fu-ks and you, if you'd care to chip in on the next round.

Next week, when the media is slow again, I'll introduce you to the guy so he can tell his story.

It's What We Do



So this is what the OhFU SCAM Program does. Not an ongoing handout, but a real hand UP.
We help lift a returning old player to a decent level of play, and he stays and contributes back instead of becoming discouraged and leaving again.
It's a small price to pay for the benefit it brings to America.

If you like the idea, you can Donate small money via Endorsing this article.
Or you can Donate Big Money to either Kaptain Kidd or to myself.

Company and Training Upgrades come up on sale nearly every month now. I'll spend a month campaigning and collecting, then I'll select our next victim.. er.. recipient. While continuing to collect donations, I'll start sending him Cash and Gold so that when the next Sale comes up he can effectively and efficiently use your funds to get squared away.








except run the SCAM Program, so our membership is free to enjoy virtual retirement while 2-clicking or simply declining involvement in the more active political Parties. If you're tired of the bullsh-t, or just plain tired, we've got a rocker on the porch reserved for you. Oh, F.U.!.




Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”

PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Ralphy "No Pants" Ericson, and Kaptain Kidd




Shout This a Lot!

PoTUS Campaign: Same Crap, Different Month
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2513627/1/20
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