Police Report : Don't be Named Here
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Police Report for 1923-1930
Officers Responded to 8 calls this week not a bad week for the US Police Force
Day 1923-
11:59 PM A loud party was reported at 191 E. Lambic Rd, when Officer John arrived he discovered several members of the Fed Party carrying on. Officer John asked if the group would brng the party down to a lower volume level.
Day 1924-
01:30 Officer John returned to the address at 191 E. Lambic Rd, this time he was called after a neighbor Ronald Gipper Regan, notified authorities of loud music and other troublesome noise coming from the house. Upon arrival Officer John noted a smell of ammonia coming from the Regan residence. He notified hazmat teams of a possible Meth lab. Also noted that all the lights where off in the address at 191 E. Lambic Rd.
06:30 Hazmat Crews and SWAT served a search and seize warrant, at the 189 E. Lambic Rd address of the Regan's. Ronald, and his wife Suzana Cica where arrested and charged with possession with intent to deliver and felony manufacturing of a Class I controlled substance.
Day 1925-
No calls placed for emergency services.
Day 1926-
08:30 Officer John received a complaint that there was a cat stuck in a tree at 1400 Washington St. Upon arriving the officer was able to retrieve the cat who was handed over to EnterAwesomeness for care and love.
10:30 Officer John was tasked with settling a dispute between Comstar one of eRepubliks oldest members and John Locke over a game of chess. Comstar was declared the winner.
14:30 Officer John had BigCDizzles bike towed from in front of the local post office after he went missing.
Day 1927- No calls
Day 1928-
08:00 Officer John was called to resolve a dispute between BigCDizzle and the owner of the impound lot, which was in possession of his bike. During the dispute it was reported that BigCDizzle threatened to throw Deepchill at the owner if he did not release the bike. The officer responding was able to get the bike out of impound after BigCDizzle agreed to pay the 50.00 tow and 125.00 impound fee.
Day 1929-
12:00 Officers where called to 56 W Leader Street to deal with ducks crossing the road. Local resident and animal lovers Karabeth and her friend Mazzy_Cat wanted to ensure the ducks safe return to the pond. The officers held traffic while a mother and 6 ducklings crossed the road.
This has been you local police report please remember....when in doubt FEAR THE BEARD.
For more information please contact the Fed #fedpartychat or at http://fedparty.forumotion.com/
Officers Responded to 8 calls this week not a bad week for the US Police Force
Day 1923-
11:59 PM A loud party was reported at 191 E. Lambic Rd, when Officer John arrived he discovered several members of the Fed Party carrying on. Officer John asked if the group would brng the party down to a lower volume level.
Day 1924-
01:30 Officer John returned to the address at 191 E. Lambic Rd, this time he was called after a neighbor Ronald Gipper Regan, notified authorities of loud music and other troublesome noise coming from the house. Upon arrival Officer John noted a smell of ammonia coming from the Regan residence. He notified hazmat teams of a possible Meth lab. Also noted that all the lights where off in the address at 191 E. Lambic Rd.
06:30 Hazmat Crews and SWAT served a search and seize warrant, at the 189 E. Lambic Rd address of the Regan's. Ronald, and his wife Suzana Cica where arrested and charged with possession with intent to deliver and felony manufacturing of a Class I controlled substance.
Day 1925-
No calls placed for emergency services.
Day 1926-
08:30 Officer John received a complaint that there was a cat stuck in a tree at 1400 Washington St. Upon arriving the officer was able to retrieve the cat who was handed over to EnterAwesomeness for care and love.
10:30 Officer John was tasked with settling a dispute between Comstar one of eRepubliks oldest members and John Locke over a game of chess. Comstar was declared the winner.
14:30 Officer John had BigCDizzles bike towed from in front of the local post office after he went missing.
Day 1927- No calls
Day 1928-
08:00 Officer John was called to resolve a dispute between BigCDizzle and the owner of the impound lot, which was in possession of his bike. During the dispute it was reported that BigCDizzle threatened to throw Deepchill at the owner if he did not release the bike. The officer responding was able to get the bike out of impound after BigCDizzle agreed to pay the 50.00 tow and 125.00 impound fee.
Day 1929-
12:00 Officers where called to 56 W Leader Street to deal with ducks crossing the road. Local resident and animal lovers Karabeth and her friend Mazzy_Cat wanted to ensure the ducks safe return to the pond. The officers held traffic while a mother and 6 ducklings crossed the road.
This has been you local police report please remember....when in doubt FEAR THE BEARD.
For more information please contact the Fed #fedpartychat or at http://fedparty.forumotion.com/
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LOL nice, v&s
Fear the Beard!...this guy is either an Okie or a Longhorn....
Fear the beard!
I lol'ed
lol this is weird. well done.