Operation Saving Commander Tayto
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eIreland,
Today I announce Operation Saving Commander Tayto. As many of you know, Ireland celebrated St Patricks Day on the 17th of March. A day famous for all the
Most people get drunk (mainly all the foreign folk who think they're Irish for the day and teenager boppers). Unfortunately this year things were different. Mr. Tayto, the Commander of the Irish Army went on a massive bender and got absolutely gee-eyed. We haven't heard from him in days and rumour has it that he ended up in Poland, a happy place for all Irish.
You see, Poland was the place Irish people got drunk and stirred up more than a bit of craic during the Euro's in 2012 (or whatever year it was). Mr. Tayto in his buckled state wanted to return to the place where he felt most Irish and proud of it (except for 270 minutes of football).
Anyway, the gombeen has lost his passport and can't get home.
eIreland - it is time to rescue Mr. Tayto before his missus gets to him before us with a wooden spoon ;_:
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Comments
o7
Drinking and partying is allowed while saving Master Tayto?
Hiccup!
o7
safe tayto come back with a million polish bees. poland do you have tick ointments because the little ticks are coming for you bro and its gonna be a hard days nght.
o7
I love that this might be true
Mr. Tayto, the Commander of the Irish Army went on a massive bender and got absolutely gee-eyed. We haven't heard from him in days and rumour has it that he ended up in Poland, a happy place for all Irish.
hahahahahhahahaha.....WTF to that 😃
Tayto there had better be some pictures.