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Operation: Mulan's Revenge

Day 2,029, 18:05 • Published in USA USA

• by Emerick

Note: I've never watched Mulan, and I'm not really even sure what it's about, but sources in the Federalist Party have assured me that this is a spot-on reference)

We're coming for you, Mama Russia, don't you worry about a thing.

Pack up and perk up, we're America, and we'll make a man out of you

Hey you dirty Huns, just wait until you see what we've got

We're America, and we know Kung-Fu

We learned from watching Hong Kong films and Japanese anime

Ladies be seeing me posting articles and they be all like

This article really sucks but Tenshibo ordered me to write it and if I didn't he'd be all like

And my cow did nothing to deserve such dishonor.

Comments

kavinaugh Day 2,029, 18:29

first for war!

Dalan Di Celes Day 2,029, 18:59

I dishonored your cow last night.

Dogpyle Day 2,029, 20:15

And I got the pictures.

Emerick Day 2,030, 05:42

Ha, I got you guys hardcore. Little do you know, I don't even have a cow. I just dress up in a cow costume and sleep outside standing up to fool jerks like you!

Dogpyle Day 2,030, 06:50

So, it wasn't your cow he dishonored, but you?

Mary Chan Day 2,029, 19:13

~hyuu~

Dogpyle Day 2,029, 20:15

Voted

SuperKingBobby Day 2,029, 20:54

v for war

Bia Pandora Day 2,029, 23:13

This is creepy.

WaseemK Day 2,030, 00:34

Good to see your still playing Emerick. Too bad there isn't a forum anymore and pakis to keep me entertained.

Emerick Day 2,030, 05:37

YO WHAT'S UP WASEEM

WaseemK Day 2,030, 11:07

tryna rekindle an old flame of mines.

Viarizi Day 2,030, 01:13

Lets ocupy Russia yupiiii!

Delyruin Day 2,030, 02:38

Quality

Dio Hostilian Day 2,030, 04:09

You should honor every part of your cow. Or you could just milk it and make cheese or yogurt or something like that, if that's your thing, and honor her children.

Drew Blood Day 2,030, 04:44

This just seems wrong coming from the citizen wanted to PTO Russia a while back....

Emerick Day 2,030, 05:40

Where is my Pulitzer Prize?

Valiant Thor Day 2,030, 09:15

Poo-litzer prize!

J0SU T3RN3R4 Day 2,030, 14:36

dis is rasist

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