Onion

Day 2,952, 08:49 Published in Canada Canada by ColinAndrage


An alliance is formed like an onion. You get past the paper thin stuff on the fringes pretty quick, then peel away a couple shriveled, unwholesome layers in order to get to the hearty core that really matters.

P.L.U.T.O. (PLUTO) is an alliance formed by Spain, Belgium, Mexico, South Korea, and the United Kingdom. All members of P.L.U.T.O. (PLUTO) have one common goal: “to make more layers around Spain at expense of the rest of us.” This onion is an overly defensive pact somewhat like a team of high school cheerleaders wrapped around the finger of its alpha leader. An attack on one member (Spain) is defended like an attack on all members of the alliance, yet hardly vice versa. The founders are still members of the alliance at this moment, but there’s a good chance that layers will soon be peeled from this onion. The current leader of the alliance is MCKitat.

December 2015 Headquarters:

Secretary General (SG):
MCKitat Belgium

Military Commander (MC):
Scarfar United Kingdom

Public Relations Officer (PRO):
Sambo223 United Kingdom

Advisor:
Lord Doel Spain

GooseNews says good luck to minor nations caught up in P.L.U.T.O. (PLUTO).