Ministry of Community, Office of Community Events. November 11, 2013
Day 2,183, 17:25
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by The Irish Community
November 11, 2013
Hello my fellow citizens. This term was to be the inaugural term for CuFaoil as Minister of Community, Office of Community Events. Well things don’t always turn out as we like them and some real life obligations have caused CuFaoil to step down. So as deputy MoC I have been appointed by Bhane to assume his post.
For the final contest last term there was a brainteaser contest. For those of you who care here are the answers.
1. A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is 12 feet long, and the rungs are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises four inches an hour. How long would it take before the first four rungs are underwater?
They will never be underwater. Ship and ladder both rise with the tide.
2. A young boy comes home from school. He lives in a high-rise building. Some days, he gets off the elevator at the eighth floor and walks up four flights, to his family’s apartment on the twelfth floor. On other days he goes right up to the twelfth floor. Why the difference?
He is not tall enough to reach past the eighth button. So unless someone else is on the elevator with him, he must get off at the eighth floor.
3. A child playing on the beach had 6-⅙ sandpiles in one place and 3-⅓ in another. If he put them all together, how many sandpiles would he have?
One
4. A pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers. Right or wrong?
Wrong. The feathers weigh more. Feathers are weighed by avoirdupois, according to which a pound is equal to 7,000 grains, while gold is weighed by the troy system, according to which a pound is 5,760 grains.
5. How can you throw a golf ball with all your might and , without hitting a wall or other obstruction , have it stop and come right back to you?
Throw it straight up.
6. What word of eight letters has seven consonants and one vowel?
Strenght
7. What word of five letters has one consonant and four vowels?
Queue ( there are several others that fit )
Bonus
8. What is the derivation of the word “boycott?”
Captain Boycott of Ireland.
Yup. It’s lottery time. Same rules as they have always been. Get your numbers now. Be sure to send in the fee.
Rules:
- Pick a number from 1-59.
- The winning number will be the first ball drawn in the Maine Powerball draw on Saturday, November 9.
- 10 IEP per ticket.
- You can buy up to 5 tickets.
- If you are level 20 or lower, then your first ticket is free. YES FREE!
- You must PM Anthony Colby with your number before the draw is made on Saturday night.
- You must donate the ticket fee to Anthony Colby before the draw is made on Wednesday night. So sometime before 16:00 eRep time on Wednesday.
Extended Rules:
- If no winner after the first ball, we proceed to the second ball and so on.
- If there are no winners after all balls are drawn, the pot will roll-over to next week.
- If there is more than one winner the pot will be split evenly.
- There is a guaranteed prize of 1,000 IEP thanks to donations from great friends of the Irish Community.
- If you don’t PM with a number it will be assumed the money is a no strings donation to the Irish Community
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And Bhane said Colby will not be minister this term.
So much about Bhane's word of honour.
But then Bhane's honour has left in moment he chose a proven traitor an a thief over Ireland.
Colby can you tell us wich loyal irish citizen will you ban from from participating this month?
Cufaoil stepped down. Deputy ministers step up, when RL has pulled the minister away. I have no problem with Cufaoil making RL his priority. that's what he should do. I don't know why you wish to insult Cufaoil, but it's completely unfounded.
Bhane...i worry for your legendary wisdom....
Where did i mention Cufaoil here?
If Cufaoil was MoC i would applaud to him and support his work.
Off course first i would ask him will he ban loyal irish citiziens from participating like Colby or not.
But really Bhane....i wander should i have to write this reply since your reply has nothing to do with my comment...or reality in general.
but i thought it would not be fair to let you look silly before al this people.
You are CP after all..a CP that suport traitors and thiefs of Ireland..but still a CP.
And about this brainteaser...just copy the questions and paste in google.
Can we at least have a minister who have brain to think brainteazers by himself?
Or is that too much to ask from brainwashed ork who only knows how to suck up....
Google. Pffft. I didn't use Google. I copied them from books. lol
Good for you!
Was that book online?
Hell no. The book is older than you. Made out of real paper and everything.
You know Colby...when you banned a loyal irish citizen from participating i asked you is that truth.
For whole month i asked you do you or do you not ban that citizen.
You never answered...why?
You are all chatty now defending thiefs and traitors....and claiming you did not ban anyone.
You had a whole month to prove me wrong....but you got silent...and that loyal citizen did not participate.
😁 Look... it's Vik helping the thief SAWC keep the eIrish people distracted.
wow bhane is off his meds. sawc is gone still each message its sawc sawc. our cp clearly is not interested in the truth.
When did I ban anyone Kurgan. Seriously you are the one off your meds. Krakken participated last month. He can this month if he chooses. So can you. Seriously where did you come up with the idea that the MoC banned anyone?
Rememer your first month Colby?
i asked you like a zillion times will you ban Krakken as MoD did?
You never answered so logic says you did ban him.
Fact is krakken did apply few times and was ignored by you.
even your friend Nogin said Krakken is banned by you and you did not denied that....and that comment was a reply to your coment so you can't say you did not read it.
WHS commented why you ban Krakken and you failed to respond.
Coz you were to of a coward to sand openl behind your filth
You did say krakken is not banned in your second month..
You are so chatty now and yet you failed to prove me wrong for a whole month?
Simple logic Colby....
Krakken never applied for anything. Name a contest that Krakken tried to participate in that first month. Name one. You can't. He didn't try. If Krakken had tried to participate I would have let him. Fact is he didn't.
You call me a coward. Far from it. I pick the time and place of my battles. And this battle of wits between us isn't really fair as you are unarmed.
I don't have to prove anything to you. Are you Krakkens daddy or something? Can't Krakken come to me and talk? Can't Krakken stand up for himself? Why do you have to do it? Seems strange to me.
I have proven myself time and time again. I have held multiple positions in government as well as being a TD 23 times. You say you are a patriot but you just are a rogue who does what he feel like. You don't follow the plans set out by the freely elected government and yo actively work against it at some points. You actively support someone who said they work towards the destruction of Ireland. Some patriot you are.
Bhane..this ministry was building a reputation of neutrality for years.
No one dared to ruin that, no one dared to cross the line in full....not even your friend Conway in past times.
But this....Colby destroyed all that by banning a loyal irish citizen and framing....openly framing community awards.
Tou know how to pick them Bhane....
😁 Look... it's Vik helping the thief SAWC keep the eIrish people distracted.
"irish" president.....trolling silly.....shouldn't you like try to liberate ireland from british spawns?
Or you like Sweet and his muppet Ian only do what british overlords tell you to do.....
Again. No one was banned. I chose to ignore your baseless accusations that is all.
That would only mean you have an IQ of a rock......
Why you no ignore me now as well?
AND I DID NOT ACCUSE YOU FOR ANYTHING AT FIRST!
I asked you a simple question and you could end this farsa in day one.
but no....you could not end coz if you said Krakken is not banned then you would have to let him participate.
that is the truth Colby....you can't win this....none of you orcs....
Really? I have an IQ of a rock? You just asked me why I didn't reply to your accusations of banning Krakken and I answered you by saying I didn't reply to baseless accusations. You answer by saying you didn't accuse me of anything. You just said why didn't I answer your accusations of banning? Really. Someone has the IQ of a rock alright but it is not me.
I nominate VK for the title of Irelands Biggest Crying B******, no one else comes close.
Isn't b**** your department Nogin?
I shout the truth you Orcs try to hide.
As State Prior and CLerics of The Word it's my duty to slap all of you wretched children with the truth right in the face.
Maybe if you Orc stop doing silly things like thefts and treasons...that would help.
Again Nogin point one thing i said is a lie.....you can't hide the truth with a lie.
Anthony Colby is a shining example of how a MoC should run the community events, he is unbiased and 100% honest, your unfounded attack on him is an atack on an elected representative of Ireland its disgraceful behavior.
Shining sh**** more likely.
He banned a loayal irish citizen from participating in MoC events....something no MoC minister ever done it...EVER!
and there are here creatures who scammed irish citizens, stole irish money...even openly betraying ireland like Conway...
But who Colby ban? He ban an irish citizen who never stole and never betrayed ireland...and we all know how you Orcs hate people with principles.
And lets not start with community awards where he gave award to apleman who was not even nominated.
Where we declined krakken to runn for article of the month and gave Seanan to run alone...
and Seanan's article of the month was not even an article..it was a serilal of articles..so according to Cobly's own rules Seanan could not win anything.
And facts that all awards went to ORcs? come on....can we at least have a smart scammer?
this coming from a proven thief of irish money is a bit rich.
and no we are not trying to score points i am now convinced it was nogin:
info to all governments
knew all the passwords
have never admonished in public mrconway
was friends with mrconway
also http://www.hardwarezone.com.sg/tech-news-use-whatsapp-your-pc-android-emulator
you can emulate anything using an emulator. so nogin duped us all.
If i stuck a brush up a dogs backside the noise it would make would emulate you too, so yes you can emulate anything if you know how, yes as MoF i knew all the passwords as did the CP and marcus who's server the email addresses were on so he had the ability to get access/change the passwords at any time (which he did and took 1M+)
As for Conway, its only because of mine & mals perseverance that we got him to admit to getting cash from the robbery that he returned eventually, but better late than never, like the first robbery credited to SAWC, thats where we lost the serious money and yet its never mentioned? yet a paltry 1m gets all the coverage.
clever your little quib but sorry to say bs like your article was like the whole story is. and sawc. for the love of why sawc. is there any point to sawc he is not here or you would have appointed him minister of community by this time.
you never said you knew all the passowrds only some mentioned this whole time 100 k mrconway in article 200k. little lies.
The MoF always knows all the org passwords, its been that way forever, also its been normal for the VP to create new (they do nothing else really) ones once a change of CP has occurred so there's another fact to add to the list.
You don't seem to know very much do you? and don't seem to care about SAWC taking 3.5M in CC/gold plus weapons?, is he one of your buddies and your protecting him??
lol now that the spotlight is on you we must focus on sawc. what you take us for little monkeys. sawc is not discussed therefore not relevant to conversation about you theft. i'm not protecting him but his guilt was proven and he is no longer part of ireland. but please do any action you or bhane want to punish sawc i authorize you.
Krakken, where were you at the time of the theft? I don't remember you being around then. So how do you know anything about what went on at that time?
And for you to insinuate that Nogin stole anything is just ridiculous. Nogin is a valued member of Irish society and trusted by anyone who knows anything about Ireland. For you to say otherwise is just insane.
Colby, nogin is a known thief just after my article i have now received info that she is abusing Resource material she has been getting from IA RM suppliers at a discount to make massive profits for her own pocket. Apparently she buys more RM than she needs at an discount lets say 0.02 and then sell it in the chinese market at 0.04 for example.
colby you can read the comments to her first article i was commenting then also but was so effin tired of hearing of these thefts that i just woot woot her article.
I am not currently an IA weapons supplier and have not been for months (mufc's term), and never once got wrm from anyone to make IA weapons.
The wrm on the Chinese market is mine 100% self produced, and when i made weapons for the IA, i was supplying them with wrm way below the world market price/cost, so where did this crap info come from??
Ignore these simpletons Nogin, they would do anything for attention, especially from a female as they are destined to remain virgins for the rest of their lives. No wonder kurgan thinks he's a priest, with a face like his celibacy is pretty much guaranteed.
why your obsession with sex . ??? I dont understand hot its relevant Im a continent away from you all. must i board a aeroplane and have sex with woman. but i already did and told you numerous times last year about the lovely sex i had with your mom. are you blocking the memory?
Indeed brother Krakken....everyone by now have noticed all IBhoy's comments are about no sex and virginity....clearly IBhoy have some issues in that department so he use this online game to steam off some of his frustrations.
bless you IBhoy...may your hand rest so you can use it the next day...
I'll buy a ticket tommorow, when I sell few tanks, couldn't afford more then 2 now..
RTK's looking for tanks, but sadly he wants them for free..lol
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