Marie Antoinette of eRussia - nimnul -
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by kloraq
Dear comrades, friends, allies and respected foes,
Just feast your ears as you read
We all have heard about the story of this awesome lady, Marie Antoinette. She has worked so hard for the unfortunate, even offered them cakes, but couldn't avoid the wrath of the poor ungrateful peasants.
eRussia's minister of foreign affairs, nimnul, kind of resembles her.
Nimnul has claimed every div3 and div2 (sometimes even div1) battle hero medals in eRussia's training wars for about a year, 24/7.
He did not go to work, he did not sleep, he took them all. Only let his fake account (or sidekick) Cromarty take one or two.
He must have amassed tens of thousands gold without question.
As the eternal MoFa of eRussia, he had the most splendid diplomatic skills. He kept the balance between alliances and made sure that eRussia stayed a neutral haven for all producers around the world...
Even enjoyed 2M currency for Mother Russia daily. Until someone stole his precious battle hero medal.
That was unacceptable for him. That div3 medal could not be touched. He was ready to sacrifice his whole country for it, if necessary. He decided to bully Turkey - counting on the fact that he would get no retaliation -
He managed to persuade the Russian parliament, which were already willing.
One thing they didn't have in mind though, was that Assterian cheaters would be banned in a few days.
Everything changed all of a sudden. "The embargo was only for 30 days, we would not renew it" they said. "Some players were messing with the TWs, we only wanted to warn you." they said. Lülz.
Anyways, nimnul didn't care about none of this bullcrap. He was only after his medals. Even today, when his comrades were fighting with everything they had, he was still chasing his precious medals in meaningless TWs.
Only a few screenshots I could scrape together for the day.
Turkish troops are outside his house, marching and shouting. He still cares about the medals.
Awesome foreign minister fellas. Where's the guillotine?
Sincerely,
kloraq
Just feast your ears as you read
We all have heard about the story of this awesome lady, Marie Antoinette. She has worked so hard for the unfortunate, even offered them cakes, but couldn't avoid the wrath of the poor ungrateful peasants.
eRussia's minister of foreign affairs, nimnul, kind of resembles her.
Nimnul has claimed every div3 and div2 (sometimes even div1) battle hero medals in eRussia's training wars for about a year, 24/7.
He did not go to work, he did not sleep, he took them all. Only let his fake account (or sidekick) Cromarty take one or two.
He must have amassed tens of thousands gold without question.
As the eternal MoFa of eRussia, he had the most splendid diplomatic skills. He kept the balance between alliances and made sure that eRussia stayed a neutral haven for all producers around the world...
Even enjoyed 2M currency for Mother Russia daily. Until someone stole his precious battle hero medal.
That was unacceptable for him. That div3 medal could not be touched. He was ready to sacrifice his whole country for it, if necessary. He decided to bully Turkey - counting on the fact that he would get no retaliation -
He managed to persuade the Russian parliament, which were already willing.
One thing they didn't have in mind though, was that Assterian cheaters would be banned in a few days.
Everything changed all of a sudden. "The embargo was only for 30 days, we would not renew it" they said. "Some players were messing with the TWs, we only wanted to warn you." they said. Lülz.
Anyways, nimnul didn't care about none of this bullcrap. He was only after his medals. Even today, when his comrades were fighting with everything they had, he was still chasing his precious medals in meaningless TWs.
Only a few screenshots I could scrape together for the day.
Turkish troops are outside his house, marching and shouting. He still cares about the medals.
Awesome foreign minister fellas. Where's the guillotine?
Sincerely,
kloraq
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Turkish cloaca opened again...
Seni yerim sosis
Як файно палають берези у підмосковні вечора!
https://youtu.be/295RO4QjhBI
https://youtu.be/gOFIvi77H78
hihoho
кайф!)😂👍
среди турков есть такие же неадекваты как и у нас? ну какбэ да, они везде есть
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpa6WFTjRuA
https://youtu.be/0YCmjyRtNEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zu5BLKkHn8
https://i.ibb.co/v4L63JB/Nimnul-And-Medal.jpg
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В смысле ты, убогий, думал что мы ничего этого про него не знали и пришёл поделиться своим открытием? Ну ок.
Demek istediğim, sefil olan, onun hakkında hiçbir şey bilmediğimizi düşünerek keşfini paylaşmaya mı geldin? İyi tamam.
I'm just translating the cave language. You're fine.
Ты предлог "на" забыл
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BTW, she never said that phrase about cakes.
It was Jean-Jacques Rousseau who made this story.
Ляяя, Лужков, а ты популярен!) Смотри у тебя даж заграницей фанаты хД
Я даже не припомню, когда в прессе последний раз был подобный парад фанатов Лужкова. Такое впечатление, что буйные соседи водрузили оставшиеся от собственных порванных ректумов тряпочки на флагштоки и восторженно с ними маршируют.
Да потому что не было такого парада)) А тут прям такой накал страстей - 1600*С
Over 9000°С.
He or she ? Accordingly I will react
рикошетом по королеве... Заступ за Черту ...
Best Russian Warrior xd
Marie Antoinett is not Russian, she was French queen that executed by guillotine in 1789 French revolution
I could not find an player named Marie Antoinette in erepublik, if you are talking about the real thing, Marie Antoinette is not Russian, she is the French queen, even because the people are poor, they can eat cake if they cannot find bread, there was a revolution and the prisons, including the printing prison, filled the streets with the people and all including Marie Antoinette. they cut their heads off french executives with guillotine
Oyunda Marie Antoinette diye bir oyuncu bulamadım, eğer gerçek olandan bahsediyorsan, Marie Antoinette Rusyalı değil, Fransız kraliçesi, hatta "halk fakir olunca, ekmek bulamyorlarsa pasta yesinler" dediği için devrim oldu ve halkla birlikte bask hapishanesi dahil hapishaneler sokaklara doluştu ve Marie Antoinette dahil tüm fransız yöneticilerini giyotinle kafalarını kestiler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Antoinette
I do not think the point was to make a direct comparison, Marie Antoinette is commonly used throughout the world as a symbol of ruling greed and people uprising to remove (in this case decapitate) their rulers. I think he's basically implying nimnul is a greedy leader and should be e-beheaded.. ;P
I bet they don't even realize how stupid and funny they look in the eyes of the whole world.
Who is more greedy, nimnul fighting for his country or
https://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Turkey/246370 ?
@nimnul
Try harder.
In practice, there no difference between 5% and 15% work tax. Working as a manager in any company under either work tax rate regime makes people lose money.
We don't want cc from investors residing in original Russian region.
We want them leave and find greener pastures for themselves.
In this context, difference between 5% and 15% is a barely cosmetic gesture to display our intention and make investors to take their decision faster
Nimnul, instead of living in a pink dream, perhaps you should prepare a statement apologizing from your compatriots for your wrong decisions.
Who knows, they might let you go.
Plus, it will be a nice practice to the apology you owe citizens of eTr.
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In practice, there is no difference between the presence of an embargo on Turkey and its absence.
As well as there's no difference if you are «boycotting» the game or not.
In both cases your actions are stupid and shameful.
But nobody is surprised
In practice, the difference between Russian embargo on eTr citizens and Turkish tax laws on companies feeding Russian coffers is chronological, i.e former was an act of aggression, latter is an act of retribution.
I think you know very well that you, your collogues as well as your deeds deserve to be labeled as "stupid" and "shameful" than anyone or anything else.
When you are trying to silence the fact that the embargo was a response to your actions, you unwittingly admit that it was you who is responsible for unleashing the war
As for the difference between our actions, our embargo affected few eTr players who were responsible for persistent longtime attacks on us, while your «retribution» strikes the whole world including many of your allies.
And who is stupid?
In a parallel universe, where there are no factory reset tokens, you would be right in your assessment.
In our universe though, inconvenience suffered by international entrepreneurs, if any, is quite minimal, thanks to reset tokens.
Your embargo affected eTr citizens, and our retribution will affect you much more severely.
As a person who fails anticipating this output you are, You look quite stupid imho.
But, don't be too sad.
As I said in my last article, wounds inflicted upon you will heal in due course of time. But, lesson you are taught will be remembered.
And that lesson will make eRep a better place for sure.
It seems that you are living in a parallel universe.
Your «retribution» or, better to say, unprovoked attack, is reviving our twoclicking population, forcing them to pay more attention to the military module, while «minimal inconvenience» for the foreign entrepreneurs gradually turns the world against you.
Keep up that way
Come the dawn, we shall see. 🙂
@nimnul I stopped reading after "unprovoked" attack. What else you should have done to provoke us? Ruining our military campaigns by cutting our way, calling our enemies your allies and helping them, applying embargo law on tr is not a reason to wage war according to you. Its probably because you are just a farmer and you dont know what a war is and what causes a war.
ah be dedem be 🙂
Honestly, I must say that I really liked Marie Antuanette because she was brave. In the real world the courage to say no to Turkey in particular Cumhurun Let them eat cake RTE, huh oil from there will soon be patient, shura from natural gas, produce boron Turkey's here he is lulling the nation will be richer. Even if the result was a guillotine, Marie Antuanette did not deviate from the way she knew. Personally, it is a humorous approach to say "if they can't find bread, eat cake", after all, compared to those who starved in Africa at the time, they are not very poor. Real people in the grocery debt per person in Turkey has reached to 10,000, I say bravo Maria Antuanette.
After all, this is a strategy game, if a country can wage war on another country,
There is nothing more natural than blocking the resources of one country's own lands against another hostile country, what the other country will do is to wage a war and teach a lesson
The best answer is war, not an argument fight.
Sonuçta bu bir strateji oyunu, bir ülke başka bir ülkeye savaş açabiliyorsa,
bir ülkenin kendi topraklarının kaynaklarını kendine düşman başka bir ülkeye bloke etmesi kadar doğal bir şey yoktur, diğer ülkenin yapacağı ise savaş açıp dersini vermek olacaktır,
En iyi cevap söz dalaşı değil, savaştır
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еРепаблик познавательный хД
@nimnul please tell us who took your BH 🤣🤣😜😜
nimnul, first of his name, king of the training wars, saviour of the medals, liberator of shiny things, hunter-breaker, embargo purposer, true heir to the golden throne
all hail nimnul!
Hail the money, who cares country !
Turkey takes things so seriously.
They take being unserious very seriously indeed.
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Я понимаю, когда меньших братьев рвет на подобные статьи. Для них вообще рваться – абсолютно привычное состояние. Но турки удивляют все больше. Причем ведь даже не смешно (разумеется в случае, если само слово BH не вызывает у вас приступ хохота) 🙂
Так ведь ххл – младшие братья roasted kebabs, всё логично. Кебабы всегда так рвались же. Полагаю, это всё никак не заживающая травма от художества Флешика.