Mampara of the Week (Tifonus)
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In this inaugural edition of Mampara of the Week, we look at an old face in this country, and exclaim: Bliksim Tifonus, WTF!!!!!!
Tifonus, for some reason unknown to us, decided that what this country needs is a work tax increase. We understand that in the complex system of Lazocracy, one of the main tenants is to take everything you can, but 1% to 25% on tax?
He also thought that a rise in VAT was needed. He tried to raise VAT from 1% to 25%! I will try and educate you a little Tifonus, VAT stands for Value Added Tax, what possible value could you derive from such an increase?
It is rumoured that Tifonus proposed the changes because some non-lazocrats were let into the country. Only the Sith deal in absolutes, so Tifonus, take a chill pill, throw some Pork Chops on the Braai and just enjoy the South African experience.
But there is another question that we have to ask. Did we spot a few potential future Mamparas of the Week in the voting log? We should note that bravefighter, ottoman empire turkey, AlgeosTr and T O N Y U K U K voted yes to the tax change on both VAT and WT. A little Maparajie was Diabolus1907 who voted yes on the WT.
If you know of a Mampara you would like me to feature, contact me, and I will be sure to highlight any true Mampara.
Comments
V!
Ne Dion hemşerim. Resmi dilimiz Türkçe.
😂.
Well, you should be speaking Greek, Turkish is a non-language.
Ne diyon la, düşmüşün evladı?
Honoustly I don't know, not even Google Translate can understand Turkish lol
But I easily understand that you are a jerk
That's nice.
And speak to people in the best manner.
Surat al-Baqarah 2:83
Biz, ilhamlarımızı, gökten ve gaipten değil, doğrudan doğruya yaşamdan almış bulunuyoruz.
Çok umurumda senin surat al bakarahın
Did you just say you you care about my face.
sapkaya kahkaha attimxd
Looks like we have a new Mampara for next week, this time Commodus Augustus
https://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/South-Africa/262646
I think Commodus Augustus, judging from his name would have preferred Constantinople over Istanbul
We, people of eTr, have no whatsoever affiliation with Lazos. We kicked them out of our eCountry because of their wicked parasitic nature.
We wish you good luck in kicking lazo-parazites out of your country and cleanse your realm.
Your support is appreciated