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I've sharted about 3 times in my life once while walking home in the winter in -30 weather. Ever get naked behind a dumpster at minys 30 ?.

Its not my fault I thought it was gonna be a fart.

Morale of the story is to never trust a fart when your hungover.

"You have successfully donated 1 Gold."

Rylde has set the (rather crude) standard for humor by placing an unnerving picture in my mind that will be there all day long. ty

BTO from Winnipeg.
Floppy disc 2.64MB ? 🙂

"You have successfully donated 10 Gold."

Canada's rockers from the 70's. I have no idea how they devolved to produce Justin Bieber. 🙁

Nice try on the floppy but you were not eligible anyhow as you won the first prize. 🙂

http://prntscr.com/6u5ius \o/ Btw, I used floppy as a kid. For picture(s) transfer, Im not that young.

Thanks!

I think some HD commercial cameras actually used floppies as their 'film'. Of course when the cost of memory came down that was much simpler to use.

that is a 3.5" 1.44 floppy disk. It was used on the IBM PC platform

"You have successfully donated 5 Gold."

*ding!*

That didn't take long. I'll warn you that continuing to know the above information will claim you a full membership in the Old Farts Club.

If you really wanna go OFC, you need to start asking people to recognize 8-inch floppies instead. 😛

DOS OS

Nothing like a batch file 😛

Had boxes and boxes of those unfloppy floppy disks to feed my Atari 1040ST back in the days before yer home computer had hard drives. It was quite a leap ahead from the cassette drive on my Commadore Vic20.

"You have successfully donated 1 Gold."

That's just for living this long. lol I had an Atari 800XL with the cassette tape that I learned to program BASIC and how to navigate frogs across the highway.

Two policemen call the station on their radio.

"Hello. ..... Is this the Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Sent some firecrackers. 😉

5/605

Pita baba unuka:

Sine kako ze zove onaj švaba-Nemac

sto nam sakriva stvari po kuci?

Alzheimer baba, Alzheimer

Sent some energy. Google Translate said something about Grandma has Alzheimer's.

hvala

Gesundheit.

Mein Hund hat keine Nase!

-- Und wie riecht er dann?

Schrecklich!

I don't speak German.

gówno kurczaka

J. Canuck's Dutch skills are better than my Polish. I have no idea what kind of chicken you're referring to.

Sometimes German is close enough that my terrible Dutch skills allow me to understand.

My dog has no (a small?) nose.
How does it smell then?
Terribly!

Its from a Monty Python skit

Oh, man! I wasted my gesundheit joke one comment above someone actually writing in German.

at my last job, every PC had a floppy drive. And there were people that still used them.

Congratulations on retiring... 20 years ago.

This is the best game ever!

Best joke ever.

"Why were there only 2,000 Mexicans at the battle of Alamo?"

"They only had 2 vans"

Very old people don,t know what this is either. 😛

Very old people on the Internet? Next you're going to be telling us that you saw a real girl online once, too.

Plato

A drunked man told me this one:
What the difference between a chalet and a 69?






The view!!!

I'm not too big a man to admit that I don't get that joke.

Still open to other guesses?

Instructions: First to correctly identify the above (original comment, not reply) AND what platform it is suitable for wins 5 gold.

Item: "Kids today have no idea what this is."

I'll take PP platforms for 5 Gold, Alex.

...oh look today's the 15th! I guess you're right--Canadian media did need a little something today. That music also brings back memories.

Since all the guessing is done, a joke:

An old man is convinced his wife is deaf. To test it, he decides to make a cup of tea. "Honey, would like a tea? I'm putting the kettle on," he calls from the kitchen, while she reads in the lounge. She doesn't answer.

More convinced that he is right, he moves up behind her chair and asks again, "Honey, would you like a tea? I'm putting the kettle on." She still doesn't answer.

Certain he is right, the old man comes around the front and almost shouts, "HONEY, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?! I'M PUTTING THE KETTLE ON!" The old man's wife looks up from her book, exasperated. "For heavens sake Bill, there's no need to yell. Besides, I've already answered you twice!"

That reminds me of another people getting old joke.

A man gets up from the couch saying that he's going to go make himself a snack and asks his wife if she wants anything, too.

She says, "Could you make me a sundae with vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, some whipped cream, chopped nuts and a cherry on top? You should probably write this down. The doctor has said that your memory's starting to go."

He replied, "My memory's fine. I'll remember it exactly!" and off he shuffled to the kitchen.

20 minutes he comes back with a plate of eggs, bacon, and hashbrowns. His wife looks at him and yells, "I knew it! You should have written it down. You forgot the toast!"

Two deer walk out of a gay bar.
One deer turns to the other and says "I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there!"

xD

Two old men are walking down the street when they come to a whore house. One old man says to the other, 'Let's give it a go for old time sake'. The Madam of the house sees the two half blind senile old farts and thinks, 'There is no way I'm going to waste two girls on these guys.' So she puts a blow up doll in each room and leaves the old men alone to do their thing.

When the old men go to leave, the madam asks 'How was it?'

After putting some thought in to it, one of the old men answers, 'I think mine was a witch.'

Shocked the Madam asks, 'Why is that?'

To which the old man answers, 'Well. When I bit down on her breast she farted and flew out of the room.'

This guy goes to Japan on business, first night he decides to go to a whore house. While he is having sex with a young Japanese girl she starts calling out "間違った穴". Knowing he is number one stud, he figures she must be shouting "that is great".

The next day while golfing with a number of Japanese executives, The CEO sinks a 30 foot putt, so he decides to impress the CEO with his knowledge of Japanese and shouts "間違った穴" to which the CEO replies, what the hell you mean wrong hole!