MAIC Part 2
Day 1,681, 16:55
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Published in Switzerland 
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by Penguin4512
The story, continued
Day 2
Dear Readers, I am afraid the authorities are now aware of the fact that I survived the bombing.
On a more pressing note, my entire reserve of coins was exhausted yesterday on a series of pinball games. This uncharacteristic lack of discipline on my part was no doubt caused by the extremely stressful situation which I now find myself in. I fully intend to speak with my personal counselor about this once I return home. As for now, I will have to make do by operating the paddles and imagining the ball in motion.
I also have some good news. Using skills of stealth which I never knew I possessed, I was able to sneak up to an enemy guard and steal a pamphlet from his information kiosk. The pamphlet included, among other things, a secret layout of major notable locations, as well any restrooms or conveniences in nearby proximity.
As such, I was able to determine a route to the Swiss border. Also, apparently in my area is the one and only Rock Shaped Almost Like a Chipmunk, which I have always secretly wanted to visit. According to information obtained from the stolen documents now in my possession, it is one of the most prominent features in the entire western-most part of the country.
I will have to try to take some time out of my schedule to go see it. I'm here on vacation, after all.
Day 2
Dear Readers, I am afraid the authorities are now aware of the fact that I survived the bombing.
On a more pressing note, my entire reserve of coins was exhausted yesterday on a series of pinball games. This uncharacteristic lack of discipline on my part was no doubt caused by the extremely stressful situation which I now find myself in. I fully intend to speak with my personal counselor about this once I return home. As for now, I will have to make do by operating the paddles and imagining the ball in motion.
I also have some good news. Using skills of stealth which I never knew I possessed, I was able to sneak up to an enemy guard and steal a pamphlet from his information kiosk. The pamphlet included, among other things, a secret layout of major notable locations, as well any restrooms or conveniences in nearby proximity.
As such, I was able to determine a route to the Swiss border. Also, apparently in my area is the one and only Rock Shaped Almost Like a Chipmunk, which I have always secretly wanted to visit. According to information obtained from the stolen documents now in my possession, it is one of the most prominent features in the entire western-most part of the country.
I will have to try to take some time out of my schedule to go see it. I'm here on vacation, after all.
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First. 🙂 Trolololololololol
Great article!
third! "Rock Shaped Almost Like a Chipmunk" xD hahahahahahaha
you are very talented, penguin. keep up the stories!!!
it stands to reason that penguins would admire chipmunks.
❤
English literature :3
Not really my cup of tea but this one is outstanding!
epic epic epic