Lost and Found
Kara Zor El
Today is not my day. It all started last Thursday, when I lost my cellphone. Fast forward to today. I lost all my gold in the money market. Then, I lost my house keys. And to top it all off, I lost this article and had to write it all over. It all worked out though. Let me elaborate.
Some of you may have noticed my shout earlier. I was lamenting my carelessness in the money market. If you haven't figured it out, here's what happened. I sold all my gold for 0.02 USD each. This was the second time I have done this and I know better.
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Thankfully, a good samaritan bought the gold and returned it to me later on. I wasn't so lucky the first time. Then, I decided to run an errand. I found my phone in the trunk of my car. Feeling good, I drove away with my keys on the back bumper. I had to retrace my steps. I found my keys in the middle of the road about a mile from home. And now, I have to rewrite this article for all you lovely people to read and vote for. If I knew why it disappeared, I'd tell you.
A few people have noticed that I have moved to Spain and asked why. I did so with reluctance. I love eUSA and the Federalists. I did not enjoy resigning. I miss all the American news. I will be back. I left to accept a job offer from citizenslave, a fellow Federalist. He's running an iron company in Spain. I agreed to help out in iron production for the war effort and to profit, of course. I can still fight for eUSA here too.
In addition to running an iron company, citizenslave also sells goods that are available on the market. If you need something cheaper than market prices, he's your man. I have been doing business with him for some time now. He can be trusted and is well respected. If he doesn't have what you need, he, or one of his associates, can probably find it. You can either PM him or follow this link http://tinyurl.com/citizenslaveShopping to his IRC page. Mention Kara's Korner and receive $1 off your order. Opportunities also exist to become a supplier or a salesman. Check out http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/attention-suppliers-entrepreneurs-consumers--849001/1/20
New Contest!
Be the first to identify which country the photo(cliff) was taken in and receive 1 Q3 food.
Old Contest!
Be the first to guess which actress is pictured above and receive one Q2 food.
"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you."
Be the first to identify the author of this quote. Winner will receive a Q1 gift.
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Comments
Kara's my hero! I'm still hiring...protect Spain from PEACE PTO! Supply the eUS with TEMPERED STEEL!
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That is definitely a Jack Handy quote, but please give the gift to someone else more in need. 🙂
I am sorry to hear of your misfortunes. I hope the coming days go better for you, and thank you for helping out the war effort in your own way. *salute*
Another Jack Handy quote for the road ->
"It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire."
Voted and subbed. Liked it!
Jack Handy, natch. Now, my hope is that the Q1 gift is 3 million dollars. No, probably not. Look, I'm poor as dirt, I'll take whatever handy you have lying around the house. I'll even take lint - Makes a nice snack if you don't mind the occasional hair.
Ok, times are bad. Please don't tell anyone I live like this.
Jack Handey is the author 🙂
Glad to hear everything seems to have fixed itself for you, good luck with your work in Spain!
H. McCoy has received the prize as he is the first to ask for it after Cerb refuses.
I knew today would be a good day. Of course, that was before I washed my cell phone in the washing machine.
Thanks for the prize!
voted!!
"that was before I washed my cell phone in the washing machine."
Bad week for cell phones 🙂
Voted
Another pretty one from Jack Handy: If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Sorry to hear your bad luck Kara..it'll get better.
Hmmm, I'm guessing that's probably a mistake image, but if it's not. Is the answer SNOw White? Because of the cross out over white?? LOL idk
Ok. I hope that fixes it.
Kristen Stewart, but that's not fair because her name is on the file in Photobucket.
Aka Kristen Imrie.
Thank you Kara Beth, now I shall donate this product to a citizen who needs it more than I. 😛
I like your contests.
looks like Evangeline Lilly to me.
New contest begins now.
I will regret this, but my first instinct is the US.
Not USA. Sorry.
Peru? They have a lot of cliffs
I will say Peru
Not Peru.
Venezuela!
That ought to be Norway.
Yeeeey I won! Thanks for the bread Kara.
Looking forward to eating it tommorow... 😃
looks like kristen stewart