Libertarians Exposed!!

Day 1,120, 17:25 • Published in USA USA • by Kara Zor El

In my last article, I took you on a journey through my life as a Federalist. I enjoyed reading all the comments, especially the Libertarian who called me Fed scum. You know who you are. So, I thought to myself, maybe I should check out this Party making waves. What I found gave me strong indication I was dealing with a bunch of confused people. Just look at their new logo.


I decided to go undercover. I used an old membership card to gain their trust.


I wasn't worried about the date. They're not that bright, anyway.


The first thing I noticed, was that they are a center, anarchist party. Someone just left their game plan lying around.




I decided to thumb through it. I'd like to share with you the treasures I found.
What I found quite admirable, was their requirements to be a leader in this Party. It seems that you only need to have a head on your shoulder.


That's a very, equal opportunity approach they have. Kudos!


Oh! I almost forgot to mention their ideas on improving the environment. They must have brainstormed all night on this one.


Maybe someone should break the news to them. There are no miles or roads in eRep.


With Christmas coming soon, I wanted to find out if these simple folk still believed In Santa Claus. They might as well. It takes one to know one.




I do know this. They all want to express to you their holiday cheer.




You may wonder. How do they celebrate Mother's Day. Does Mom get any credit, a gift, a card maybe. I'm afraid not.


Something tells me that she doesn't want the credit anyway.


I had a chance to chat with one of the oldest members of the party.

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We talked about how much fun the Libs have on game night.




We discussed Libertarians and how they relate to others.





Then he expressed how proud he was of the new generation of Libs who will carry the torch he passes on.


So proud.


If you ask me. I'll take my chances with the Feds on their worst day, then with the Libs any day. Let me leave you with this final thought.