Lets all attack Denmark and Norway
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by Citizen 4945322
Right guys, what we'll do is we'll all get on a canoe, row over to the land of the Midgets and take over, hoping that they haven't replaced their primitive axes with proper guns. We'll pillage their towns and caves, and nick their cows before enslaving them and sending them off to Svalbardano Bay, where they will be brutally punished and forced to sing humiliating Disney songs while digging up diamonds. Yes people, tonight I hope we attack Denmark.
The Danish resistance was puny.
Now, Kevy, if you are reading this here is the facts. Denmark has 139 active citizens, rarely gets any new citizens and has NO alliances. There prime-minister is supposedly a dress-wearing chimp and there is no congress. So, why don't we start. Sweden have recently lost interest there and I'm sure we can keep a hold of it, with a resistance very unlikely. In Denmark we would be surrounded with allies and would have no fears of being attacked. So, why wait, huh? Well...
If only I was President...I would make this a national sport
As I also highlighted in my last post, another potential candidate for enslavement is Norway. They only have two alliances, also have no apparent forms of congress and are lying there for the taking. In fact, the only reason Sweden don't seem to be in hold of Norway is that they are busy, busy at the moment on other fronts. Come on people, it's not rocket science. Their average citizen level is level 6.
"Burn the witch.""How do you know she is a witch?""She has an ugly wart on the end of her nose"
So gather your pitchforks and Q5 weapons, its time to go on an old fashioned witch Scandinavian hunt. Attack!
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youmad
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Sounds plausible, but economically they offer no reward. Would just have to be for the lulz.
Very much so, Joe. LOL
Denmark is de-facto Swedish territory, or at least it used to be. You would have to ask hem beforehand of risk pissing them off
I say we conquer territory that we can rape, pillage, and plunder. Some place with natural resources....say oil.
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Or some grain and rubber
Yes completely agreed. You should NE Denmark or Norway asap.
sad thing is, were NEing Canada
the only good reason to ever invade denmark or norway, is when ireland has been put down and when there's no one else to fight against for the NE bonus. Else invading the old viking lands does not give any advantage.
The Swedes and Danes are supposed to be tight. And Sweden is using Norway as a trainingground with a constant NE war. So Sweden wants scandinava for them self, mmkaay?
canada is bigger then denmark & norway btw 😃