It sucks to be poor :future updates for playa he paya

Day 2,688, 07:22 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

Yes my friends when I and my fellow gold buyers pays for the maintenance and upkeep of the game. You teh poor playas you not paya.

Paya Playa v Playa he not Paya

When Plato he intrudoos some new update for paya playa. Playa he not paya he cry and cry like little baby. Dont cry playa not paya

Oooh they introdoosed the new dictator upgrade. I too poor to pay 200000 for country. Boo hoo hoo hoo. You suck playa not paya. You little baby!

Little cry baby!



Oohh I too poor for dictator ship I can only afford rowboat.

YEAH IT SUCKS TO BE POOR!!!!




This only rowboat you can afford ya little crybaby



This is Nyx & IDA lets laugh at Nyx and the IDA

he he he he he he he



oOOOOH THEY BOUGHT THE SWITZERLAND



That is reallyyy bad fellas. Do not steal switzerland!

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You need 2 rats in swisstown 1 against the law as other might get lonely(only rich ppl can afford hamsters) boo hoo oooo oo



where my mommy!!! yeah poor cry babies cry!

This is "follow her" Nyx Lynx he also big crybaby. Lets get organs sized (pick up lorry he arrive later for harvest)



SO TO ENFORCE OUR NEW WORLD IDEOLOGY AND TO MAKE LIFE REALLY HARD FOR POOR SUCKAS I TEH GREAT KRAKKEN PROPOSES THE FOLLOWING LAWS!!!

1. Slaves

Yes yes why pay for workers when me can just capture a few poor vagrants. My suggestion is that bronze players can be bought and sold on the open market by silver - 10 slave minimum and gold playas - 100 slave minimum



Of course Nambawan (khoi name for Plato) will also sell Slave Licenses for 100 gold. Yes its a bit but definitely worth it.



Slaves dont work slaves are worked. You can buy huts for your slaves and you gain the work tickets. A hut cost depending on the level from 100 CC to 500 cc and has fixed prize.

Changes to warfare module


After intensive research we found that some poor playas still make more damage than rich folks. This cant be. So we introduce the new upgrades for rich and poor players.




Summary

I know you poor playas will cry and cry but dont worry thanks to kickass mood music Nambawan brought in for gold members your pitiful crying is drowned out by my 5 speaker music system



In the end poor players will suck hard and cry hard whilst rich players will play hard!

Semper Fi!