Interview with Admin

Day 2,186, 04:46 • Published in Romania Romania • by Real Vasi
Hello everyone!
It’s been a long time since I wrote something, so today I decided to bring you something special, more exactly an interview with an admin.
I hope you’ll enjoy this as much as I did.

Me: Hello Admin! I hope you’ll answer my questions straight and sincerely, so we could understand what will happen in the near future of Erepublik.

Admin: Hello everybody. I assure you that I have the best intentions towards the players and that my answers will be more than sincere.

Me: What’s with the moving tickets? Why have you brought them back?

Admin: We ran out of ideas, so we thought to bring back some old s..t.

Me: You sure weren’t joking when you said you’ll be sincere.
What about the new Freedom Fighter medal? What effect do you hope it will have on the economy worldwide?

Admin: Well, we think it will have a significant effect on the economy. It will stimulate the inflation to kick the economy right where it hurts.

Me: So you’re doing it on purpose?

Admin: Sure! What do you think this is? A game?!
This is a business, and we’re keeping it this way.

Me: I think you’re making a mistake. You’re underestimating the players.
You really think they will keep playing this game under these conditions?

Admin: After 6 years I think we know the players well enough to push their limits so far.
More than that, these changes are temporary.

Me: Temporary? What do you mean by that?

Admin: I mean that we make these changes so that the game becomes worse, and when everybody had enough and wants to quit but keeps playing for their friends, then we keep this changes in effect. But, when their friends start to quit, then we revert the changes.

Me: So you’ll revert the changes and make the game as it is now. No offence, but it’s not the most balanced game as it is now, without the changes.

Admin: After we make it worse, it will seem like a perfect game compared to that.
It’s quite simple: you give them something acceptable, then you make it worse, then you bring back the acceptable, which will seem perfect compared to the worse one.

Me: I guess you got everything figured out. I just can’t believe that Plato allowed you to reveal all this to the players.

Admin: Allowed?! No way he’d allow something like this. I’m just very drunk and I can’t lie.
If Plato knew, he would kill me by slamming my head to the keyboardgjjkdckjkjhzsdxjkdkxsjkjkghxd,kdekmjmjhnmjhddmj,dxdmjmjhnhxd.ljkbmjh
Unfortunately, that is the last thing Admin wrote to me. I couldn’t contact him again, as he failed to respond.

Thank you for reading and special thanks to Admin who answered my questions with so much sincerity! Hope you enjoyed it!
This interview is a pamphlet. No real Erepublik admin has been interviewed or hurt during this article.
PS - QUIET, DON'T SHOUT! 🙂

Interview with Admin

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/interview-with-admin-2340594/1/20