IA, The Future Is Now!

Day 2,125, 10:22 • Published in South Africa USA • by AdUnit

Hello ladies, gentleman, and Claudio. The party presidential elections are tomorrow and I saw Wilpanzer has an article announcing his election plans. I'm not a guy who wants to be outdone so I must make and article that deems him as obsolete and question his qualifications and loyalties (in good spirit). So here we begin.

First off, a little background about myself. I've been a member of many political parties trying to find a place that matches up with my ugly personality. I believe the IA is the place for this to happen because there are many citizens in the party that aren't fully engaged. Since we can't force them to be engaged, we have to think of other ways to draw their interest. I want to send a weekly message to every citizen as a sort of news memo to let the 2-clickers know what we're doing in our eCountry. This may perk their interest and get them slightly aroused to join in on the fund.

I will also push for an increase in support for citizens of eSA. We have been receiving rent payments from our (allies?) for a while now and we should send it back to the citizens. This could be done in the form of weapons or a cash drop. Why is the government hoarding onto so much cash? What are we Apple? Microsoft? There's no need for us to have such a colossal display of reserves. If you share these views with me, please by all means vote for me.



And now the last part of this article will be the part that truncates all the other candidates' credibility and gives you no other person to vote for.

Wilpanzer
I love Wil, you love Wil, we all love Wil. But is he truly loyal????? He recently returned back from his soul searching mission from Netherlands, Norway, and Canada. Would a truly loyal person leave the country in an attempt to find greener pastures? Negative ghostrider.... His profile picture has the Netherlands flag in it? What is that? We want this guy representing our stellar party? Goodbye?. This article also shows that recently he said he was tired of eRepublik. Soooooo why is he attempting to run for PP? I'm just as befuddled as you are. Moving on.

Had3z
Yeah I know he used to be CP and he's more well known then me but to newer players. They have no idea who this guy is. He is like Casper the ghost. Everybody's heard of him, but nobody has seen him. We as a party deserve a more active member to serve our spiritual and sexual needs.

kuckuck
To be honest I got nothing on ya. But either way IA, do we want to vote for somebody who has been PP approximately a billion times? Or do we want some excitement? Do we want hope? I will serve the masses and will listen to all voices of the party. Not just the big names or people I'm friends with.

Angel With Attitude
Angel is one of our best warriors and has some political experience as well. But there is something quite discouraging about him. His military unit MU. He is a Mercenary!!! Does IA want a merc running our party? Why don't we just sell out to the devil (Brazil) as well!!! Blasphemy!

Well there ya have it, I gave you a couple reasons to vote for ya boyyy. I gave you more reasons not to vote for my inferior candidates. Make sure you go vote tomorrow and I wish all candidates and may the best looking/smartest/most qualified candidate win.

Be smart, use protection, and vote AdUnit.