I'm Back, Lets Get Down To Business

Day 2,597, 02:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by HebronGazelle


Have you ever been there? That place where all hope is lost and all men are too cowardly to fight? If I had the chance, I would turn that place around, turn it into a fighting machine, make it feared by the world. To see my creation in the ring, giving it everything, that is my dream. I'm back in the eUK, and I think I have found the place...


Guess Who's Back, Back Again...
Hi, my name is CheetahCurtis. You may remember me from such articles as Threat Averted, Country Saved and UKPP Down. I've spent several months relaxing in eCuba while I sort out my personal life, it's not exactly got any better though. I thought to myself, if I go to a place where everyone is crazy I might realise my life is not so bad. Yeah, I'm back guys! For those who don't recognise me, I used to write articles regarding warfare analysis, ATO action, guides for new players, and my hate for BigAnt (who I don't hate anymore because I haven't seen him in ages, but if something happens...). I'm not going to get involved in politics for a while, but I'll probably use my newspaper to force your politicians to attack random countries like Poland (are we allies with them?) or Singapore (random). Yeah...


Now Down To Business
We need to restore the glorious eUK Empire. I remember a time when we were feared by the likes of Norway and Ireland, a time when our empire expanded past our own original regions, a time when we started a war with Argentina because they gave a funny look to the Falkland Islands. That is the empire I want to live in, one where we are so crazy that we will attack anyone and everyone just to have a couple minutes of fun. eRepublik will not last much longer, there are less than 100,000 players left and I keep seeing my friends leave every day. It's sad, I know, but we must keep fighting until the ship sinks. I won't put my hands up and surrender! We can sit around and watch the heavyweights battle it out until the last sunset, or we can be those heavyweights. We need a leader. We need a Winston Churchill of the virtual world. We need our spitfire pilots and our SAS special-ops soldiers. We need to show everyone the British spirit that meant our countries army has never been defeated in a major conflict. I am proud to be British, but the eUK is not making Britain proud right now. We must fight! We must succeed!


Anything Else?
Ask yourself, if today was your last eDay would you eDie happy? I know I wouldn't. Empire or bust...
This article was written by CheetahCurtis on the 30th of December 2014. Please subscribe for more great tips and info.