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Day 2,686, 14:59 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Isaac Rose

Hello, eCanucks and other, inferior beings! After a long absence due to real-life issues, (Being a lazy moron isn't a "real-life issue", Isaac.) I am finally back. Because I've never written an eNews article (Or a real news article, for that matter.) before, I just figured I'd write an article to get the word out there and waste a little bit of everyone's time.

Dohoho, aren't I clever?