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Evening ladys and gents. im Jack mensley and this is my recent newspaper targeted at the fundamental values of comedy and artisic and journalistic sneaky comments uppon the -isms and diffrent laws and blah blah blah you get the point.
so be aware and subscribe, for i will take you mind on a journey, also i sell pot if you want a effed up journey.
Just be aware, its not journey to the center of the earth journey. alot better than that.
P.S. id post pics, but i havent figured it out, but im tech savy so ill get it after 5 savy bottles of captn morgan spiced rum and some of that pot im sellinng