Giggle at the Turkei

Day 1,436, 17:34 • Published in India USA • by Rheinlander von Phalz


26 October 2011, Day 1,436 of the New World.

So this is intended for my subscribers in Israel, but of course I can only publish in India at this time. Now I’ve heard that it's been scary living under the occupation of our angry neighbor to the north. Here's something to lift your spirits while we liberate Haifa.

(If you are unfamiliar, I recommend watching this first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uv6XLHJYL8 )



Oh girls, don't you see?

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown

I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw
But Harlot said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all



He said, "Rhiney, you've got to stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear"

Ha ha ha!

So giggle at the Turkei
Guffaw at the galiongee
Crack up at the Coassack
Whoop it up with the wog-gie
Chortle at the Janissary
Snortle at the Seldjuk

And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you want to ha ha ha ha ha

LAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!





Oh, by the way, I’m a Congressman in Orissa, India now. Get ready for this:

...yay