Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 8]
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hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests". My last series appeared about two – three weeks ago. I am sorry you'd to wait so long.
Listen to some good background music!
Immigration Office of the United States of America
robb3n, Citizen of Turkey
"I like your political views. I wanna being a part of your power. We will do best things together."
Congressman: Hi robb3n, as there are lots of different parties in the USA, I am interested in what you mean by „your political views“. There are lots of different opinions of how to rule a country and stuff like that. Rejected by now.
Sir Earl Sofiane Richa, Citizen of Egypt
"i'm amirican men i'm teacher in economy and politics"
Congressman: No, you're not american. You pretend to be.
GeoGeneral, Citizen of Germany
"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I won green card
😁"
Congressman: Yes, you indeed did win one. Congratulations to our latest winner of the monthly Green Card.
Immigration Office of Poland
Pats Sau Normalus, Citizen of Lithuania
"Hello, I would like to become a Polish citizen, because I want True Patriot medals. Thank you!"
Congressman: Achieving True Patriot medals is also possible if you're citizen of Lithuania. I don't see a reason for granting citizenship.
Immigration Office of Hungary
Eric Brogar, Citizen of Israel
"http://m.cdn.blog.hu/ma/majsz/image/lastzs2.JPG Maybe this is me? Gimme citizenship it will be fun!
🙂"
Congressman: Or maybe it's not you.
Immigration Office of Indonesia
Radmila81, Citizen of Phillipines
"Can u approve my cs request because i have nice boobs???"
Congressman: Where is the proof? I believe you're some fat boy trying to fool us.
Immigration Office of the United Kingdom
DaedalusOfCipelici, Citizen of Phillipines
"Can u approve my cs request because i have nice eyes???"
Congressman: You guys from Cipelici HQ are quite creative asking for citizenship requests... „I have nice boobs“, „I have nice eyes“... next one has got nice legs? You're trying to form a NICE body?
Immigration Office of Colombia
VolCaNoiD.OpS, Citizen of Greece
"Hello i am friend with skunki.OpS and he told me to request for Cs. As you can see both of us have the 'OpS' so he is something more than friend. i can't without him!!!"
Congressman: It costs 5G to change the name for the first time. Kill yourself if you can't without him.
Immigration Office of Estonia
ErosBVB, Citizen of Albania
"I want to fight more for croatia and want the CZ Thx. o/"
Congressman: This is the Immigration Office of Estonia. I believe, you're lost. Have a look on the map, Croatia is near Serbia. Get some geographical skills man.
Immigration Office of Greece
montserrati, Citizen of Egypt
"we want to see new countries and i want to help to do this countries biggest"
Congressman: Hi montserrati, Greece is NOT new to the game, also Greece is already a big country.
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Meanwhile, stay tuned and be proud and horny.
Comments
A new series of Funny Citizenship Requests
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2392737/1/20
Votes & shouts appreciated!
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Voted'n'shouted o/
Thanks man!
Always Voted.
Thank you!
Good stuff!
Voted.
I did not want to see that picture of Adam Levine
I thought about a lot to publish it like this xD
That dude looks just gross..
"You're trying to form a NICE body"!! lol epic! 😃
v as always!
haha nice.
yay my favorite!
🙂
lol, voted as usual.
Thank you!
Is that girl peeing? That's just gross.
haha
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"Congressman: Achieving True Patriot medals is also possible if you're citizen of Lithuania. I don't see a reason for granting citizenship."
An explanation: Your damage for TP medals stack so that the more you fight the more you have to fight for the next medal. By switching countries you get to start a new stack of TP medals for the country that you are newly a citizen. In effect, what people do is move around every time their TP stack for their current country gets a bit high to make it worth it in their eyes.
Further, if your country isn't engaging in any battles you can't earn TP medals.
Looking at their current profile, their reasoning still sucks.
Voted. Excellent as always \o/
Thank you sir!
It's COLOMBIA
Not COLUMBIA
Yes, you're right.
Thanks For changed it
Lol that Albanian citizen that sent his request to Estonia pertaining to fight for Croatia was funny. Well I'm too old on this but back on my childhood times at school we used to draw the world map in order to pass the geography final. Later on google earth made that very easy fur us. We even have a funny joke about a geography teacher that asked the student for the names of all ppl of Beijing in order to make him fail the test.
Voted! Great series 😁
Loool, voted!
voted!