Free London
CiTyZeN kHAn
This, my dear citizens of eUK, is my first article. I would first like to start of by thanking the people of this lovely virtual country for their continuos support. I have many aims, which for now, I will keep quite about. The aim of this newspaper is to inform the citizens of general news, and advertise military missions from the government and my own personal suggestions.
Argentina VS UK
As I'm sure all of you know, Argentina has occupied all of the United Kingdom. We need to rebel. We must pull all our troops together, all our allies and friends since Argentina is quite powerful with quite a large population. What steps should the government take to solve this.
King William The Great (05.07.15) told me in a message that he also agrees with me in joining a worldwide alliance. This in turn would mean many countries fighting for us. This, as I see it is a simple, quick and efficient way of getting rid of Argentina. I also contacted Sir Humphrey Appleby, and told him about my concerns. I am yet to get a reply, and hope to do so soon. I also mentioned another alternative way of getting rid of Argentina.
Ministry Of Recruitment
This game is not real life. Its a game, it's virtual and not everyone in the world plays it (thank god its not, otherwise we would've been speaking Argentinian right now). Therefore I think its a good idea to have a Ministry of Recruitment. I don't know if we actually have one or not, and if we do, I haven't seen it. We have just over 1000 people in our country. If we get more, we can have a crack at beating Argentina on our own. This would be nice, and we would get more tax money too. The purpose of this ministry would be to recruit citizens and advertise outside this game.
Resistance in London
Wether you live in London in-game or not, I ask all people of the United Kingdom to organise a rebellion in London. Freeing our capital would be the first, and very major step in becoming independent once more. THANK YOU!
Comments
#freelondon
Prince Will.I.Am says a lot of things. Most of them are utter drivel. You're too young to remember the MEK takeover, who gave as their reason our large number of allies, both pro- and anti-Asteria (the most powerful, and probably most boring alliance in the new world). Getting rid of the Argies is going to be a long, slow process - keep an eye on MoD literature and just remember that eArgentina are far stronger than us (and have stronger allies to boot).
While I commend your MoR idea, I honestly can't see it working, partly due to the fact that we're wiped ("Come to the sunny eUK! Oh, wait, it doesn't currently exist except as an Argentine colony..."), partly because much of the game is seen as flawed, neglected and perceived as dying, and partly because of some of the toxic politics practiced by such people as Prince Will.I.Am and Dapper (aka Bruce Wayne). Politics especially can be a daunting place for a new player and might end up putting people off.
Hi Willy *waves*