FedNewsNow: MR4PP and Forum Stuff

Day 3,129, 08:39 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus


Sup guys, welcome to the first edition of FedNewsNow.

What is FedNewsNow? Well, it's Fed News...Now! And such. If you don't like Feds, news, or timely articles, then eh check back next week for "Unaffiliated Improvisational Jazz Yesterday," until then, however, let's begin:

PP Primary Stuff


As Fed treasurer, I can assure you a full 100% of our spending is on inspirational portraits

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right, Feds. So, as you may have vaguely been aware of, the Feds have been engaged in the grueling thunderdome-involving practice of electing our Party President for the month of June on our forums. We had two pretty great candidates in Illiguy and Melissa Rose. As one of the Federalist Political Directors, I'm happy to announce that after a nail-biting 13-10 victory, Melissa Rose has been chosen as our Party President elect, so Feds, I hope you'll vote for her tomorrow (unless you're reading this tomorrow, then substitute "today" and such and so forth). tl;dr MR4PP and all that jazz.


Insert joke regarding the seriousness of Fed party work

Also exciting, we here at Goodbye Blue Monday (or FNN or whatever I'm calling this) have, through intensive investigative journalism, found a list of next month's Fed leadership. It includes old solid players (Alex), new to leadership players (Revlis), our quota for the elderly (Crom) and a player kept around by misplaced goodwill and elitism (Paul).

MR's Cabinet for the month of June

VP/CoS: AlexJ
ToSML: Orik, Paul, Crom
FBI: Shadow
Media: Illiguy
Fun: Middletopia
R&R: Revlis/MrCarey
FedEx: Sunshine

Also of note:

Crazy Forum Shenanigans


Forums, no longer only in black and white!

Feds, as many of you know, the heart of our community lies on the forum. It's where we killed Caesar, and it's where all of the fun sh*t we do happens. Who can forget that one time Yui won Wheel of Fortune, or that other time Cato gave that one speech. Carthago delenda est and P/H indeed!

Anyway, exciting things are happening there, first MR and Orik and co are putting a huge amount of effort in cleaning it up. Also, crazy fun games are going on. Get in on Wheel of Fortune here to win cash and feel mildly good at word games! Also MrCarey is still running constant Civ V games, so that's pretty cool too.

It's hard to summarize everything that's happening, so you know, the moral is join us. We're fun people. Click here, introduce yourself, and chill with us.. Anyway, see you around.

Lastly,

Thanks Tenshibo for a great month of May. We have a Federalist Speaker, a Federalist President, and a solid presence in Congress. I enjoyed being your CoS, even if I'll be glad to spend less time here this month lol, and hope you enjoyed leading the party.

Swag yo~

Anyway,
Later guys,
Paul


Later~