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Farewell Rylde! ;)

Day 1,904, 14:51 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Funky 24

I see that you're leaving because you forgot that you couldn't leave the only party that nominated you to keep your Candidacy. It's okay. People make mistakes.

Speaking of which, did you really spend over a thousand dollars on this game? Wow. That's pretty cool. I can't think of a better place to waste a few grand than a game I've only played for under four years. Too bad the admins can't change a few year old rules for this one particular case.

I'm going to miss all those memories of you, among the few I choose to keep because too many would just be too sweet, like running off to eSweden twice as part of a tantrum to tank against us for trying find a way to accommodate your mortal enemy Rolo. Or how about co-founding the MDP, the toughest bunch of roleplayers eCanada has ever seen, valiantly advancing the cause of the nation's military because our MUs are clearly too dumb to do so.

Who can forget your political adventure with your buddy Rolo, the player that caused you to run away twice to eSweden (because that's always the boldest way to deal with a problem, isn't it)? The Coalition between you and Rolo was pretty great. You get the Presidency, Rolo gets to have his fun running your party and about 6 others into the ground. Win-win for you two!

Ah, the details are a little fuzzy since I can't remember you doing anything for your second term, but if I recall, you made the eUS quite mad at the end of your first term after revealing their plans to switch alliances. I hate it when people change their minds too and leave everyone behind.

At least you'll still have your elove right? Anyway, I think I need to keep the picture to word ratio at a good level for you to actually read the whole thing. Farewell you little rascal!

Fortune Favours Nobody

Comments

crisfire Day 1,904, 14:54

Looks like Spain has a herpe sore after smoothering eCanada with love, whats that little red spot

Homer J Simpson Day 1,904, 15:11

"....because our MUs are clearly too dumb to so."

Could it be, the grammar nazi's Führer has made a grammatical error?

Auk Rest Day 1,904, 15:35

Farewell Rylde (;

Indeed.

Plugson Day 1,904, 15:36

Funky Hum24n: Rubbing a little saltydog in the wound since April of 2009.

Leo Balzac Day 1,904, 15:38

lol Funky, just 'cause Rylde has done more for this country than you'll ever dream of doing doesn't mean you have to be butthurt. Enjoy your continuing irrelevance.

Homer J Simpson Day 1,904, 16:58

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dear-funky--2207409/1/20

Funky 24 Day 1,904, 17:12

I am enjoying this Leo. No need to agonize over a salute to one of eCanada's legends.

Foxfire Day 1,904, 17:16

Rage quitting over your own mistake is not how I thought the Rylde legacy would end. Drunk off his ass exposing himself would have been my first guess. Ah well.

o7

Quim B. Muffins Day 1,904, 17:27

He'll be back. He always comes back.

Oinyo Day 1,904, 18:10

lol o7

Bryan Alexander Day 1,904, 18:35

I guess it's only fitting Rylde throws a fit on his last day to reflect that of his first day?
Consistency can be an asset I suppose...

TheCanadianPunk Day 1,904, 18:38

Not sure what your problem is but the game is boring enough Rylde atleast makes the game interesting and the more our interesting players leave the game the less the rest of all us play

Why be a playa hater we need more Rylde's in the game

Most interesting CP ive seen in my year playing the game o7