Exploring the Finer Details of When To Accept a Friend Request From the Speaker

Day 3,370, 12:10 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sambo223

Hello eUK and the wider eDead eWorld of eCitizens...e.

So I am here today because:

a) Media is dead
b)There's f--- all to write about and...
c) I'm bored again

So here is a quick Sambo congress guide to 'When Someone Should Friend the Speaker'


Step 1. You have successfully been elected into the eUK Congress. Congratulations!



Step 2. You receive a friend request from BIacklist the congress speaker who will put you into one of the two congress mails so you can debate, vote and keep up to date on the important issues that occupy the life of an eUK congressman/woman(who are we kidding, there's no women on the internet)



Step 3. You now have a choice. Do you...

1. Decline the request and run around like a headless chicken for a month spamming random and pointless laws?


or...

2. Accept the friend request and be included in what congress does and be a valued and respected eCitizen?



Step 4. Well done. You accepted the request and are now included in the congress messages. You can now sit back, relax and do f--- all like the rest of congress...Good day.



-Sambo-

Prince of Luxembourg - Next in line to the eBelgium throne and Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

Head of eMilitary Intelligence, Section 6 (Mi6)

Was once part of a gang


Trying to wake up the media like...