Evolution

Day 1,660, 06:14 Published in Romania Romania by Real Vasi
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This article is about the modern Erepublik player, more exactly about the stages of his elife, from the very begining to the advanced stages or even... death. For other player species,
see Homo. For other uses, see Human.


Short description - Erepublik players (known taxonomically as Homo erepublikus, Latin for "joyful man" or "playing man") are the only living species in Erepublik.
Anatomically modern players originated in eRomania about 4.5 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 2 years ago.


At the begining of his/her elife, a Erepublik citizen is confused and willing to learn. That's why other players call him newbie.


(Newbies are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage.)


After a while, he begins to learn and discovers that elife is almost as hard as real life. That's when 99% of the newb players turn into a 'Noob'.


Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing.
(n00bs, know little and have no will to learn any more.
They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own.)

This transformation causes several reactions from older players.

Some of them warn the nOOb to stay away.


Others punish him silently.


Even the veterans are annoyed.


If not stuck in nOOb mode (many do stay there), the Erepublik player goes to the next level. He becomes a mid level player.
At this point, his life is not very interesting, as he doesn't feel the thrill that a nOOb feels, nor does he experience the satisfaction that a more advanced player does.


After many many battles, wars, disappointments, time spent, neurons killed and other personal conflicts, the erepublik player reaches the final stage of his evolution.
He becomes a TANK, a true God of War, saviour of the helpless and hero of the weak.


Now he can enjoy the simple things in life.



The only problem for him now is represented by the nOOb.


No, not that kind of nOOb.
This kin😛


Truth is, everybody wants the big bone.


The final stage in this process is (or not) the sad moment when a player leaves this cruel eworld and goes to a better place.
Some say a true player will never die, and even if he does, if he was a good player and has done great things in his life, he will rest in peace and will come back during the Great Resurrection.


Some say he will rot in hell.


No matter what kind of player you are, we all have been beginers, have done that, and we all got problems, so we all deserve RESPECT, as long as we give RESPECT.
This advice goes around, so don't be afraid to use it! It's the only way to live your life like a boss.