ESTATE SALE - AUCTION OF THE WIDOW
Pfeiffer.
With the 'passing' of Wild Owl, his estate must be managed.
As the Executor of the Wild Owl Estate and Trust, I am seeing to these final arrangements.
Most of the property has been given to various charities and relatives, but the matter of the widow was one with which we struggled when drafting his will.
Eventually, it was determined that it was best to simply auction her off and allow someone, anyone, to enjoy their new wife.
So, with that, MazzyCat will officially be on auction starting next Wednesday - Day 2815 of the New World.
Bidding will last 24 hours, and can be made either publicly via article comment, or privately via in game message to me. An article will be posted here, in Super Cool Name Here, that morning.
All you really need to know about the widow can be summed up here:
The profits from this venture will fund the Wild Owl memorial bachelor pad, where all of the most famous single dudes from around eRepublik will gather for male bonding, and the exploitation of strippers and cocaine.
Happy hunting,
Pfeiffer
PS - Don't forget to endorse to cover the overhead of the auction, the Estate isn't paying me diddly.
Comments
OMG KITTIE IN AUCTION
10 USD
BRUH
Next Wednesday
20 USD!
this is funny
You should bid, this is a once in a lifetime event.
50000 cc
She's not a virgin, pal.
This is a very decent thing that you are doing here. If WildOwl was with us today, I can know with great certainty that he approves of this.
I know for sure that if WildOwl were here, he'd HOOT for sure.
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Bidding opens on Wednesday.
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How much for the universal treachery pack?
Priceless xd
Endorsed for the memorial bachelor pad lol WO would have wanted that.
My beloved eTwin's Widow will not go un-cherished!! May only a man worthy of Mazzy, win her over!
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man or a woman* ofc!
I'm sure this is funny, but I'm not in the circle jerk group that this is about 🙁
You're not missing anything.
1.) Pfeiffer is not Wild Owl's executor
2.) Mazzy Cat is not for sale
3.) No one finds this funny
4.) Oblige is Pfeiffer's biach
Or woman
She love transgender
So I endorsed this article primarily because the profits will be spent on a WO memorial.
I also feel Pfeiffer is becoming senile.
Becoming?
wow
As the widow - I'd like to point out that I am not, in fact, up for auction. And that I find it very disturbing that Pfeiffer is trying to profit off the loss of my glorious e-husband for his own.. whatever this even is. Although I am personally ok with a WO memorial.
Don't worry folks, this is her soberness speaking.
We will get her drunk by Wednesday!
carry on!
did actually happen to Wild Owl?
He quit.
good for him!
10c
The vultures circle...
The Bachelorette was much better.
Given the fact that MazzyCat herself has indicated that this strikes her as offensive, I think it would be wise to stop promoting it. I'm not into jokes on people when they themselves don't find them funny. It would be different if MC found it humorous too.
So can we just let this die?
Mazzy Cat priceless.
Endorsed to fund the diddly squat executor fees
FIST
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If this guy had any sense of Community he would take this down, I'm just saying....
how sexy is mazzy cat, exactly? i want to get my money's worth.