Elections Eh?

Day 1,310, 05:16 Published in Canada Canada by Goran Thrax

Well, it's that time again, Congressional elections... Simultaneously the most pointless and dangerous elections in the game. Sure we get a bad President every now and again, but at least there is a mechanism to remove a dud Prez...

So I will do my patriotic duty and stand for election, because as always (and our law even requires it) each top 5 party needs a full roster of real Canadians to prevent possibly hostile candidates from slipping on the ballot and thus into Congress. So, you could think of me as a blocker and yet I genuinely would like to win. I've been in Congress before, I don't suck at it. More importantly I am really good at telling Congress it's being stupid, when you know, they are being stupid.

So if you would like there to be at least one curmudgeonly voice of reason in Congress next term, vote Goran Thrax in Idaho!

Goran Thrax