Dim Lightbulb

Day 631, 13:21 • Published in USA USA • by Hampton H. Hampton

Now, I'm not the brightest candle in the drawer, but I do get an idea once or twice a year. Lemme rephrase that, I get a GOOD idea once or twice a year, I get bad ideas all the time, most of which I can not discuss here due to several on going investigations and lawsuits. This idea here could be a bad one aswell, thats where the smart money lies.

Though I will say, in my defense, the sign ON THE TOP OF THE DOCK said "No Alcoholic Beverage beyond this point" there was no sign BELOW the dock 6 feet out into lake Erie.

ANYWAY......

Right now America is getting shot down worse than I do by a hot chic In a bar when I say, "Hey do you work for FedEx? Cause I coulda swore you were checking out my package" One word of advice fellas, water proof shirts, they'll save you time and money, TIME and MONEY, trust me.

That brings me to my next point, WARS, they have a small amount of time to fight and cost alot of money to win. I want to spend my money/gold in the most productive/optimal manner I can. My curent abilities allow me to hit, with Q1 weapons, about a 130 damage in a day (5 fights) ther are some of you out there, you know who you are peole, don't look around at everyone else, that can do far more damage than that in one fight. My dim idea is this, To "hook up" with said high damage person and gift them 10 wellness perday (the current max allowed by eRules law) in exchange for weapons. This would allow said high damage person to get in another bitch slap to the enemy per day and myself to continue shin kick out some damage aswell.

See instead of spending my money on weapons, which = 130 damage, for now. I spend a simular amount of money on YOU, high damge person, to do twice that. The trade would be simple, however much I spend in gifts, you return to me in weapons. The reason I propose a trade instead of money back to me is I know there are "elder" people out there who A) do high damage and 😎 have accesse to cheap weapons.

I feel everyone under 5 strength should be on this "Gifts for Guns" progam with a General/field Marshall type person.

So yeah, thats about all I got for today, stay tuned for tomorrow when I return to my normal broadcast procedure of telling to people to MOVE THE EFF OUT OF OCCUPIED REGIONS TO NEW JERSEY OR FLORIDA OR FOREVER BE PRONOUNCED A DOUCHE BAG!!!.