Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1592)
Day 1,592, 16:35
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by John Gormley
I wouldn't say my wife was fat...
She still is.
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lmao!!! I be entertained!
Apparently you can have your cake and eat it too. And I wouldn't advise trying to take it from her. You could lose an arm.
And by lose an arm he means lose it in those thick, plentiful rolls of belly fat.
The Kurgan, Yddub, IBhoy, Dan Breen, Irish Rebel Reborn, MUFC, Stilpo and Conway are entertained....