Congress Election Debfief, in brief, but not that brief.

Day 2,317, 18:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Lazarus Eternal

THE BRITANNIA CHRONICLE POLITICAL ANALYSIS DEPARTMENT PRESENTS!


At the Britannia Chronicle period offices, where obviously from the photo only hipsters work.


Congress Election Debrief.


People of Britannia, put away your political placards, take down you hideous banners and breathe a sigh of relief…….

NOW SCREAM AND PANIC! WHAT HAPPENED OMG! WHO’S IN? WHO’S OUT? DID I VOTE? WAS THAT YESTERDAY?

Don’t worry here at the Britannia Chronicles we literally have nothing better to do than work our poor and indentured workforce to the bone performing high class political analysis for less than £1 a week, so we can bring you the best in Election Debriefs!


Last Months Official Results


This Months Results as of 01:30 GMT



Predictably as usual the Unity Party have pitched the top spot, reigning in over 30% of the votes closely matching their last months results.

The change comes as we reach the Workers Rights Party In Second Place with an astounding 22%, their alliance with the UKPP and ESO helping to secure them a good showing as Congress members from these allied parties stood on the WRP ticket.

New Era Came in Third making slight gains from last months elections with an increase in their vote share of 3%.

The Peoples Communist Party saw a minor drop in votes, translating into a loss of around 1% of the vote share.

In last place the UK Reform Party saw its vote share drop a staggering 8%. Moving it from second place in the Febuary 2014 elections to last.

The political machinations of our great country have taken place! Turnout was low or perhaps high!? 453 votes cast in total as of the publishing of this article. But whatever the turnout, the Serbian vote was worthless, the keen action and relative fast wittedness of the establishment led to a PTO crisis well avoided and a congress contently elected. It is enlightening to see all of our political party’s working together to thwart genuine threats to our national integrity.


The WRP, UKPP and ESO Alliance
Special mention I think should be deservedly made for the effort of the Worker Rights Party, UK Progressive Party, Skatalites and The Every Single One Group. Managing to make the best out of a very Serbian situation and proving that the community has not totally lapsed into inaction. The Worker Rights Party have proven their hospitality and provided a great resting stop for our political allies to rest up before they attempt to boot the Serbians from their own parties. They are deserved of their title and deserved of their turn in favour. Three Cheers For the WRP Huzzah!