Congress?
The Forest Ranger
Just a quick article to announce I'm running for congress (assuming we still have one)for the United Front under the CPF banner.
If elected, I'd bring some much-needed left wing love to congress. Why let the right wing have all the fun? It's time for the socialists to take their place and help lead this glorious eNation.
Admittedly, I don't have the same level of experience as some other candidates. However, I believe that it can't hurt to bring in fresh-blood with fresh ideas into the fold. You know, to mix things up.
So, for the glory of People's Republic of Canada, look for me under the CPF.
That is all. You may resume your regularly scheduled Yankee fight
So it goes.
Comments
"People's Republic of Canada"
It's actually just referred to as Canada
Oops, did I say that out loud?
if you wanted to be even fancier you could have gone with socialist dominion of canada. but just canada is perfectly fine by me 😛
We haven't been "The Dominion of Canada" since 1982
We are, and I suspect always shall be, known Officially, in long and short form as "Canada".
No congress
Good news! Our Murican friends are treating our politicians to a month long holiday! Relax and enjoy.
Oh how generous of them!