Choose a girlfriend for Brdar Dragan here ! And quick ! (ENG/BOS)

Day 1,364, 12:26 • Published in China Bosnia and Herzegovina • by DzeGuevara




(bosnian version below)

ENG

This article is about an (older) serbian guy who, as confirmed by many many people here, has no success with love and tries to compensate it with trolling since a long time, especially in ebosnian media.

Since beginning of my elife i read a lot of his trolling comments and my first thought was: Allmighty, what a nacionalist this guy is (wearing uniforms of war criminals and so on).

But later, after i read more "between the lines", i realized that this guy seems to be very lonely in RL and has only one kind of fun (sadisfaction) left: trolling bosnian and herzegovinian people ( he´s from BIH in RL as far as i know).

To put him out of his misery (and save us all from trolling), I decided to start a project to chose a girlfriend for him, which would suit him very well.
Not only that i found someone, i found a plenty of potencial candidates, so i can´t decide which to chose for him.

I would like to ask you to help me choosing his big love, even if it´s virtual.


Here are the candidates:


1. The sporty type
Jelena Nogoberg- Denmark


A woman that knows what she wants. Jelena is looking for a guy, which stays with both feets on the ground. In her case that´s even necessary, as one foot won´t be enought to face her hard temper.
As a big patriot, Jelena could join Dragan´s point of view regarding national questions all about serbian empire from Milwaukee till Tokio.



2. The strong type
Dragana Sterojidovic- Montenegro


Dragana was raised by a pride of wolves in the montenegrian forrests, from small feets on, she learned how to survive as well as in wilderness and also civilization.
By cutting trees all life long, Dragana became very strong which could be a big bonus for getting Dragan´s heart.
The only handicap at the same time is her strenght, there are only some men, who can handle this woman. But i think Dragan should have no trouble with it, as his strenght is by 3800 at the moment.



3. The thoughtful type
Svetlana Pivarica- Kosovo

Indeed, Svetlana is maybe not the sweetest girl. Maybe she´s not the youngest one. But she´s very very thoughtful by doing housework and could supply Dragan with beer, Donuts and all the stuff he needs while trolling ebosnian media.
Svetlana is very interested in myth all around serbian history, so she and Dragan surely would became very close and tight and together they could study history of serbian superheroes and dragon slayers.



4. The artist type
Valentina Hasan- Bulgaria

Valentina fell in love with Dragan at the very first moment she saw his profile so she sang a very special song for him last week, hoping to win Dragan´s heart.
She´s a sensitive one and would never allow anybody to harm him.
Valentina is also a good cook, she knows all sorts of frozen supermarket pizzas.


5. The cuddly type
Princess Kneesaa - Endor, Galactic Empire

Princess Kneesaa still hasn´t found her prince for ruling the great Ewoks-Kingdom.
She is a great resistance hero beating the evil empire and after that Kneessaa is looking for a new challenge.



So, dear love-comunity, which one should be chosen for Brdar Dragan ?

1. Jelena Nogoberg - the sporty one
2. Dragana Sterojidovic - the strong one
3. Svetlana Pivarica - the beer bringer
4. Valentina Hasan - who "ken lee" without Brdar Dragan
5. Princess Kneessaa - ruler of a fine empire on a nice moon

Results of the votings will be known by tomorrow
Pls let me know your toughts



BIRAJTE CURU ZA BRDAR DRAGANA








BOS


Ovaj clanak je posvecen jednom malo starijem eSrbskom tipu, kojem, kako tvrdu mnogo ljudi ovde, nedostaje sreca u ljubavinim stvarima tako da to pokusava kompenzirati sa trolanjem posebno u eBIH-medijama i to jedan vrlo dug period.

Odkad sam poceo igrati erep, procitao sam mnogo njegovih troll-komentara i moje prvo misljenje o njemu je bilo: Boze dragi, koji nacionalista ( foto-shopira se u uniformu ratnog zlocinca i tako dalje).

Ali kasnije sam uspio malo citati izmedju (njegovih) redova i prepoznao sam jednog veoma usamljenog covjeka kojem ocigledno samo ostaje jedna satisfakcija: trolanje bh. ljudi (koliko mi je poznato on je porijeklom iz BIH).

Da ga izvucemo iz tog fijaska, odlucio sam startati jedan mali projekat da mu se izabere cura/zena/partner, koja pase uz njega.
Ne samo da sam nasao jednu, nasao sam ih vise, tako da nemogu sam odluciti koju da mu izaberemo.


Zelio bih da vas pitam da li mi mozete pomoci tako da nadjemo nasem Draganu njegovu srecu, mada ona samo virtualna bila.


Slijede moji (Draganovi) kandidati:


1. sportski tip
Jelena Nogoberg- Danska

Zena koja zna sta zeli. Jelena trazi tipa, koji sa oba nogama na zemlji stoji. U njezinom slucaju je to i jako potrebno jer stojati na jednoj nozi moze biti vrlo opasno ako se uzme u obzir nijezin temperament.
Kao veliki patriot, Jelena bi mogla dijeliti Draganovi vid svijeta u svim pitanjima oko srbskog carstva od Milvokija do Tokija.



2. snazni tip
Dragana Sterojidovic- Crna Gora

Draganu su odgojili vukovi u crnogorskim sumama i brzo je naucila kako prezivjeti kao u divljini tako i u civilizaciji.
Posto je cijeli zivot radila kao drvosjecica, Dragana je postala vrlo snazna osoba.
Jedini hendikep koji posjeduje je bas njezina snaznost, jer postoje samo nekoliko muskaraca, koji su u stanju da postupaju s njom.
Ali ipak mislim da Dragan nece imati problema s njom, jer je njegov strenght trenutno preko 3800.


3. skrban tip
Svetlana Pivarica- Kosovo

Iskreno, Svetlana mozda nije bas najlijepsa, mozda ni najmladja. Ali vrlo je skrban tip jer radi sve kako bih Dragan zelio u kuci, mogla bi mu donositi pivu, slastike a sve ostalo sto bi Draganu bilo potrebno dok sjedi pred racunarom i trola bh. novine.
Svetlana se mnogo zanima za srBsku mitologiju tako da bi ona i Dragan postali very tight i close u toj kategoriji u vezi studiranja mitologije srbskih heroja i savladara zmajeva.



4. umjetnicki tip
Valentina Hasan- Bugarska

Valentina se zaljubila u Dragana cim je vidjela njegov profil tako da je odmah samo za njega odpjevala jednu specijalnu pjesmu, nadajuci se s tim osvojiti Draganovo srce.
Veoma je osjetljiva osoba i nikad nebi dopustila da joj neko uvredi Dragana.
Valentina je takodjer veoma dobra kuharica, poznaje sve vrste smrznutih pizza iz supermarketa.


5. mazeni tip
Princeza Kneesaa - Endor, Galakticki Imperij

Princeza Kneesaa jos uvijek nije nasla svog princa da vlada po velikoj kraljevini Ewoksa.
Veliki je heroj pobune protiv Galakticne Imperije nakon cega trenutno trazi novi izazov.


Tako, draga ljubavna komuna, koja (Treba) treba biti izabrana za Bradara ?


1. Jelena Nogoberg - sportski tip
2. Dragana Sterojidovic - snazni tip
3. Svetlana Pivarica - pivodavac
4. Valentina Hasan - koja "ken lee" bez Dragana
5. Princess Kneessaa - vladarica jedne lijepe kraljevine na Endoru

Resultati glasanja ce biti obavljeni sutra.
Molim vase misljenje.