Canadian Limericks
Connor MacLeod
Uncle Maxwell is going to die
And a lifetime of drinking is why.
An unreachable goal
From his youth took its toll.
Ads had told him, “Drink Canada Dry.”
There once was a saucy young wench
Who spoke in Canadian French.
From Moncton to Québec,
She left men in a wreck,
Giving hearts (and more parts) quite a wrench.
Comments
Blame Canada!
You guys area vast improvement on our local village idiot spammer.
o/
This is the closest thing I know to a "clean" limerick.
Confucius say:
"Woman who fly plane upside down has crack up."
Censored limerick:
There once was a man from *beep*,
who's *beep* was *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeep*.
With *beep* he had trouble,
so he *beep* *beep* and
instead of *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!