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C'mon Russkies, You Can Fight!

Day 4,871, 13:30 • Published in Russia Turkey

• by kloraq

Dear friends, allies and respected foes;

Some motivational music for the Russian bear

Weeks of anticipation has led us into the abyss of disappointment.
The mighty Russian bear, the collector of all bonuses, the currency champion, the enforcer of embargoes turned out to be a lil' ho, afraid of its own skin.

First they tried to escape, then they decided to fight -to no avail-. Now they're playing dead, assuming that Turks will leave them alone.

Vladimir is playing the Turkish national anthem in Kremlin, trying to please TracyMcGrady.

Meanwhile, nimnul is doing what nimnul does best.
Chasing div3 BHs in TWs.

This article has nothing to do with trolling, it is meant to motivate you guys so we can all enjoy this rapidly diminishing game.

You guys are the brave warriors of Caucasia, proven to be combat worthy against sandal-wearing Afghan sheep-herders.

You guys are the sons of Catherine the Great, your fathers are practically horses.

Man up, grow some balls, fight like your ancestors did.

eTurkey's counting on you to give us a fight we deserve.